if you had to have just one bike?

Either a bandit or covert 29er, probably the bandit with 140 pikes.

If I could only have 1 bike, I’d have 2……karate monkey, with the flip flop hub and Pompino or Pugsley, drat that’s 3…..

It depends on the reason for only 1 bike, but a rigid SS 26″ bike is OK round here,needs minimal spares and minimal love and is cheeeeep.
My Genesis io is the only SS I have ridden properly and it seems pretty good to me so would probably stick with it but do some wrist strengthening exercises!

Hmmm…bandit and pikes or the slackline ti? Neither…rather sell a gonad than lose either