iDave diet, who done it?

Does 90 minutes of vigorous gardening count as exercise. I’m knackered 😕

[action] wipes away crumbs from three Maryland Cookies from around mouth [/action]

[action] wipes away crumbs from three Maryland Cookies from around mouth [/action]

iThink crumbs are fine on the diet. Just whole cookies are banned.

Poor planning today resulted in me having to have a sandwich for lunch.

Illness today forced abandonment temporarily. Still might help with the weight loss….

Is popcorn a green food?
I really really hope so…….

No, it’s out. Sorry.

No, it’s out. Sorry.

I don’t think they were being totally sincere, Molgrips.

I had butter bean mash with my chilli tonight.

I was surprised how nice it was, especially with extra mature cheddar mixed in.

I had butter bean mash with my chilli tonight.

I was surprised how nice it was, especially with extra mature cheddar mixed in.

The best bit was the reveal at the end, because I thought he was on the diet, but then he added cheese!

Cheese!

he probably didn’t have cheese, but just claimed added dairy produce to upset me

Are you on the diet Jamie?

I try, but I fail more often than Molly. 🙁

Sorry iDave, I really did have cheese. It was going to be a full day on the diet as well. Even managed not to have fruit.

I really hope haggis is in. I haggisliker.

It’s not Darcy. But I think Black Pudding is.

I’m definitely not on the diet.

Or any diet for that matter 😆

haggis is defo in, esp anticlockwise haggis

I only had free range haggis. I like my haggi to have lived free and happy lives.

I don’t like it as much as black pudding though.

Are you on the diet Jamie?

No. Although I should be. I am a bit fat knacker like Darcy.

Yeti, you are a bigger fanny pants than me. Just MTFU and get on with it!

At least you’re funny with it though.

At least you’re funny with it though.

If only. I have a team of scriptwriters.

Ha 😛

I was doing some research earlier and I found some stats for Lance Armstrong…

Height: 5′-9.75″ (177 cm)
Weight: 165 lb (75 kg) in 1993, 79 kg in 1999

Yeti, you are a bigger fanny pants than me.

no one is as big a fanny pants as you. 😀

no one is as big a fanny pants as you.

Naaaaaaailed it!

At least I am actually doing the diet. Just leave the damn cheese in the fridge. Do not add to mash. Simples. I mean we are not talking about a quick bite of something here, it’s a pre-meditated procedure.

Molgrips – I had a bit of bread with marmalade on it whilst waiting for the food to cook as well.

I’ll never completely do the diet, having discovered that I’m pretty close to Lance’s lowest weight, I’m just substituting some of my carbs for iCarbs.

DTF – WTF, you only built 50 miles of dry stone wall in a day? That’s quite disappointing….

I havent even built the wall yet. The 50miles was about the distance I covered from going up the fells and bringing the stone down to where I need it. Its a big job is this one, thats why I was working a weekend.

My day off the diet today, I hope this thing about eating loads on the off day works.

I feel crap, feel like i’ve put a stone on today, went out on the bike earlier and went crap too?

If it’s a day off the diet do we still have the 30g of carbs pre and per hour during the ride?

God I wish I could diet. Got to get 7lbs off in three weeks, have gone really flabby since I got back from hols at the end of April but the amount of fruit I eat I don’t think I get by on this. Can’t I just have fruit to? Why is it bad?

@ emma82
You’ve read the thread.
You’ve seen the evidence.
And you’re still asking questions. 🙄
Personally I don’t think fruit is bad, but it doesn’t fit with the iDave diet/lifestyle.
Possibly you could look at the other thngs you’re eating and see what changes you could make. For a start substitute all pasta and rice, choosing instead lentils or beans, cook using olive oil, no bread and look to make all meals at home rather than buying pre-cooked, in other words being sensible.

I would strongly recommend you give iDave’s diet a go, in 3 weeks you will see a difference, that I will stake my reputation on… 😉
It’s only 3 weeks, what have you got to lose?

….. that I will stake my reputation on…

…for me, that’s when the alarm bells starting ringing 😉

that I will stake my reputation on..

So much to lose.

😆 😳

I never used to experience any of the ill effects people talk about from sugar or carbs but now I do

After Saturday, I think I understand what that must be like.
I just felt strangely uncomfortable.
I’m gonna have to rethink the food for day-off.
Maximum naughtyness, minimal bulk.
Chips are definately in next Saturday, as may be pizza and……Take away !
😯

But Lordy, no sooner than next Saturday, please.

Oh, and Emma… WTFU!

It’s 3 flipping weeks just don’t buy fruit for a while you {EDIT} {EDIT}, then gorge like a hungry hippo on your honeymoon.

I never used to experience any of the ill effects people talk about from sugar or carbs but now I do

Psychosomatic…..no-one ever had ill feelings from a flapjack.

Psychosomatic?

Angry Flapjacks

Psychosomatic…..no-one ever had ill feelings from a flapjack.

I once had one that left a bad taste in my mouth

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don simon:

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I leave that one for Molgrips…..he is the experimenter.