I reckon Rob is poisoning her…..

So we’re not sneaking in and turning the machine off then?
Mrs S has made up a flask.
😐

#visitorsformrtitchner

Pan fried beef bao, spicy peanut noodles and catching up on the Archers. #standard.

Homeward bound thankfully, and the soothing sounds of Ambridge are helping kill the waiting time for my flight!

I tell you what is poisonous…..

Ursula.

Uberbitch.

Can it get any worse?

I think that Henry is going to be key to this. Something will hapen and Rob’s lies will come tumbling down.

It’s going on a bit now – I thought they’d spun it out long enough before the incident. Now Lazarus will doing his business for months more to come. I actually look forward to the bits about milk quotas and Lynda’s daybed now.

It’ll be at least 6 months before it goes to court.

It’s going to be a long summer 🙁

Gideon?

GIDEON?

As if the poor child won’t have enough disadvantages already!

I’m waiting for Kirsty to unleash a whole can of whoopass all over Ursula.

Even Gideon Osborne changed his name!

Like father, like son…..

Almost felt sorry for Ursula. Almost….

Ok, I know, it was the Colonel, in the library, with the candlestick!
Do I win?

Go Kirsty! Go Kirsty!

Go Helen! Go Helen!

Well, that was rather emotional stuff.

The question remains though, who was it that Anna was told about? Jess?

Barley in the top field needs milking… or something…

😯

Going to be found not guilty of attempted murder but guilty of wounding with intent.

Goes to appeal and Rob the Evil Bastard has some kind of meltdown and the truth comes out.

#robisasevilashitler

Going to be found not guilty of attempted murder but guilty of wounding with intent.

Goes to appeal and Rob the Evil Bastard has some kind of meltdown and the truth comes out.

#robisasevilashitler

^Is that the Sunday repeat?

How old is Henry supposed to be? He’s sounded like he’s three for the last five years.

So, two people have said that Rob raped them, while they were under oath. Surely he should have been arrested at least?

I suspect Bruce T’s tirade in court may have sealed Rob’s fate, however. He’s going daaaaahn!

Not a re-trial, surely??

Fair enough Cougar 😆

We all know Rob is a bastard extraordinaire but can’t see her getting off……yet.

My version is that she goes back to the slammer and lodges an appeal.

Meanwhile the wettest thing in Ambridge Shula tells about the sab and Rob does something else and it all ends happily around Christmas*

* could be very wrong as I havent listened to the trial as will catch up on Sunday

Just caught up with this.
It’s bloody good isn’t it?

Pigface, I KNEW the sab slapping would come back to haunt him – there’s a lot more to come, I reckon.

I have a good feeling about the eventual outcome, although as this is Ambridge, I don’t reckon Joe’s got long.
It’s his Farmer’s Lung, he may have mentioned it.

Anna as a permanent character?
Hope so.

Some damn good actors on board at the mo, the cull of the tedious teenagers has turned out to be a wise move.
Always had my suspicions about Pip, btw, all that fresh air.
🙂

And who exactly is Toby paying off?

Not sure if we’ve had this yet?
Bit sweary.

Is Pip involved in some 3 way love trist? I am pretty sure that Elizabeth had the same thing going on as did Kate 😆

And who was Tobes visiting/paying off in Brighton, eh?

Not a re-trial, surely??

Hope not

Let Shula have her chance to put the final nail in Rob’s coffin,then(if they let him back in to court) have Bruce T do acomplete meltdown and have to be dragged out in full froth. 🙂

Is Bruce worse than Rob?

Is Bruce worse than Ursula?

Surely he has get a visit from police regarding the rape allegations?

“How old is Henry supposed to be? He’s sounded like he’s three for the last five years.”

Compared to friends’ 5-year olds, ‘Henry’ does seem to be quite immature. I didn’t know he was supposed to be 5, I thought he must have been 3!

Bruce appearing puts the pieces of the puzzle about Rob, into place. I think Rob’s suppressed anger and rage will spill out, and he’ll explode, and the two will have an almighty bust up, with Rob cursing his father for being such a bastard. Ursula ay also break down, and even possibly come round to sympathising with Helen.

But it’s a soap opera, so good will come eventually. In real life, many, many women never have a happy outcome. 🙁

Last week I did Jury service.

The case was regarding rape and assault within a relationship.

Regardless of the verdict in the case there was never going to be a ‘good’ outcome for any of the people involved.

Surely he has get a visit from police regarding the rape allegations?

Nope not unless Helen makes a complaint to the police. Remember, he’s the ‘victim’ in this trail.

So….an hour with the jury on Sunday! Includes Nigel Havers and Catherine Tate!

So….an hour with the jury on Sunday! Includes Nigel Havers and Catherine Tate!

God. That sounds terrible. Hope they don’t make a mess of it.

And Nigel Pargetter’s back!
Jury Special Edition

Here we go!

Denis the angry man… 😯

its like the referendum all over again…

rob to be charged with 2 counts of rape.

Slackboy, it has felt like a vehicle for discussion of the Brexit vote, hasn’t it?

Also, obvious class stereotyping is obvious.

rob to be charged with 2 counts of rape.

can’t be, he’s not on trail

can’t be, he’s not on trail

yet,
and Bruce for one

Yes!

Now, Mr Titchener, the police would like a word……

I think the jury should have been found guilty. Worst case of phoning in a stereotype performance I’ve heard in ages