Monkey 3 and 4, story,
Working at a house on a new estate,fitting a lock,lorry turns up,Knocks on a door a few doors down and the lady gives him a key,and goes back in.
Next theyre opening the front door of the house next door,sharp intake of breathe and head and arse scratching.
Next they walk to their lorry with all the grace of neaderthal primates,lift a settee off the lorry and carry it to front door,one goes in and leans forward to lift settee,and the one outside lifts and then with a bit of a shove they have the settee jammed in the doorway,tight.
Lot of swearing etc,so i walk over and say can i take the door off for you,"No", say them,"not your house",so they decide to ram the settee into the house,suddenly theres a ripping noise and a crack as the arm comes away.
I decide its a good time to walk away.
Neighbour then comes out,and says "youve broken it and ripped the leather","dont worry" says the delivery monkies,phone up and youll get a new one,then she asks them to take the damaged one back,"sorry luv,we only do deliveries,not collections,thats another team"
And off they pootle back to their cave.