Which one? If you mean OBL…
Well, this swarthy bloke with a beard was finally exterminised by 5,000 special forces black ops guys, backed up by 3 helicopters and a Navy frigate. He must have been nails.
To save him being dragged around behind a Toyota, the US wrapped him in bacon and chucked him in the oggin.
Very thoughtful, but the all this blokes mates thought he was still alive, and just pretending to have the back of his bonce shot off.
It’s a PR nightmare for the Septics