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Anyone else playing this? Its doing the rounds on faceache. goggle Florida man ( or woman) and your date of birth month and day. Mine is:
Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet,calls 911
My fave so far
Florida man wins right to grow medicinal marijuana and then threatens to kill everyone with an army of turtles.
I’ve got two good ones!
Drunk, shirtless Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti in his mouth at Olive Garden
and
Florida Man Is Re-Arrested Just Minutes After His Release
A man from Florida was arrested for grand theft. Once he was released on bond, the St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office noticed he was breaking into cars in the parking lot of the jail.
That Florida man, he crazy!
Holy shizzle!
"Florida man smokes meth takes xanax passes out then masturbates in hospital"
Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested
Florida man willingly hands over personal details 🙂
"Bullet Sticks in Florida Man's Testicle After Wife Shot Him"
Now that is a coincidence
Florida man revealed to be Steve McNeil, star of popular geek entertainment show Go 8-bit.
Florida Man Steals Elderly Woman’s Purse, Runs Her Over in McDonald’s Parking Lot
Florida man revealed to be Steve McNeil, star of popular geek entertainment show Go 8-bit.
Popular? Fake news
Fake news
Florida man posing as Steve McNeil, star of popular geek entertainment show Go 8-bit, revealed to be less famous brother, Scott McNeil
Florida Man Puts Dragon Lizard in His Mouth, Smacks People With It.
Florida Man Attacks Father With Pizza After Learning His Dad Helped Deliver Him
poor glasgow man
Man slashed across the face in 'random attack' in Glasgow street
Florida man guns down puppy from appartment window.
🙂
Puppy shoots florida man..
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/5950304/ns/health-pet_health/t/puppy-shoots-florida-man-deputies-say/
"Florida Man Throws Toilet Through School Board Building "
Oh the choices are endless.
Florida Man swallows 20 crack rocks and leads cops on chase
Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff's deputies
Deputies say 450-pound Florida man hid coke, pot under fat ..
Florida man was high on erotic-themed nitrous oxide when he killed lawyer, police say.
Thong-wearing Florida man arrested while building shed with garbage on stranger’s property
Florida man without arms charged after allegedly stabbing tourist with his feet
🤔
Florida man tries to pawn his baby
and your date of birth month and day
This is the 51st State? Where’s my FoM!
#onlyhalfjoking
"Shall I call the police? Hell no, this is way too good"
Fantastic!
Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza.
Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos
Florida man with 20 tattoos, wearing hot pink bra arrested.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/hot-pink-bra-bust-458302
Meet Buford Carroll.
The 30-year-old Floridian was arrested Saturday evening after a 911 caller reported that the driver of a Dodge Diplomat was “swerving all over the road” and possibly drunk. The complainant noted that the driver was “wearing a hat, no shirt, and had tattoos.”
When a sheriff’s deputy subsequently found the Dodge in a hotel parking lot, Carroll “was now wearing a white shirt with a hot pink bra underneath,” according to an arrest affidavit. Carroll, the deputy reported, “smelled of an alcoholic beverage.”
Carroll, seen above, was arrested for driving the Dodge with license plates assigned to another vehicle, a misdemeanor. He was also improperly driving on a restricted license, a fact that Carroll’s girlfriend said he was aware. Asked why Carroll would do this, the woman replied, "'Cause he's a dumbass!"
Carroll was booked into the Indian River county lockup, from which he was released after posting $500 bond. Jailers prepared an inventory of Carroll's 20 tattoos, which include “Statue of Liberty holding a gun,” the phrase “Life of a Struggler,” and one back tattoo that corrections officers were “unable to describe.”
The arrest affidavit does not address why Carroll was wearing a hot pink bra.
<h1 class="headline">Florida man climbs playground equipment, allegedly yells to children about how babies are born</h1>
Not my birthday but worthy of a mention I feel -
https://boingboing.net/2015/03/13/pilot-who-is-a-florida-man-dra.html
Today’s date:
Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish Website
Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish Website
Van Ryswyk admitted he met the victim, who has not been named, on a website on the dark web site dedicated to eunuch fetishism. Van Ryswyk told the man that he had previously conducted castrations on animals and had removed one of his own testicles back in 2012, the Highlands County Sheriff's Office said in a release posted to Facebook yesterday.
According to Buzzfeed, the initial procedure had to be pushed back a week because the man had ejaculated while Van Ryswyk attempted to sanitize his penis. Scott Dressel, the sheriff's office public information officer, told the media outlet he was unsure if the patient's testicles had been reattached when he reached the hospital, where he remains in a stable condition.
Atlanta anybody ?
DAVIE, Fla. – A man who paid $150 for a “full-contact experience” with a black leopard says he had to undergo multiple surgeries after he was mauled by the fully-grown animal in an enclosure behind a Davie home.
Florida man accidentally shoots woman to death during foreplay...
Florida man gets probation for sex with dog
They didn't catch him the first time so he went back for more.
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1353206417801568256
All Gas No Brakes talks to Florida Man.
"Florida man hit dad in face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him, police say"
Florida man arrested after allegedly shoving steaks worth more than $50 down his pants
Florida Man provides security question answers.
Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say
Florida Man provides security question answers.
this game really does not Drac. I know there are many phishing attempts out there but this one? Nope
Florida man is one of us…
https://m.pinkbike.com/news/florida-man-bitten-by-alligator-after-falling-off-trail.html
Florida Man Steals Pool Floats For Sex 'Instead Of Raping Women,'
"Florida man takes epic mugshot after driving naked near school with wires attached to penis"
Florida man bites off friend's ear in fight over woman in wheelbarrow, police say (according to The Independent headline in the newish taskbar info box on Windows 10).
Florida man charged after toddler daughter accidentally swallows heroin, police say
Am I alone in thinking it's time to emigrate?
Or not. The first bit was funny. The last bit's just a bit too outre to be amusing.
A Florida man is facing criminal charges for allegedly beating his 73-year-old mother with a kitchen stool and forcing dumplings into her mouth after she refused to dress his mannequin.
I had to Google to check that "dumplings" wasn't a euphemism.
https://twitter.com/KOCOJason/status/1110879569651908608
Mine is tragically American
Florida Man Hears 'Intruder,' Shoots & Kills Pregnant Wife
July 23, 2018 Florida Man Bites His Brother’s Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket.
😳
This is a good game!
First hit:
Drunk Florida man kicked out of library told cops he was Jason Bourne
Because of this thread I've just watched a whole video about All Gas No Brakes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zUbod5t_2oM
Florida Man takes up Ballet
Sorry, the link location got removed. Mind you im not that surprised, its quite a prudish forum, but no worries here eh 😕
Florida man takes up Ballet
Brilliant thread, that anti-vaxxer woman is hilarious, I’m not going to bother arguing with anti-vaxxers now, I’ll just show that clip!
https://www.fox13news.com/news/pcfr-florida-man-falls-off-bike-stabs-himself-with-sword
We've all been there, that's I always make sure my sword is properly scabbarded
Looks the Scots are trying to muscle in on this sort of thing (click the link for the full headline)
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scots-thug-hid-drug-packed-26052399