Florida man

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10460039/Dashcam-footage-shows-wild-moment-driver-shoots-man-road-rage-incident-Florida.html

Fail content unfortunately – words fail me how gun reforms are repeatedly avoided with people like this guy allowed to carry a gun.

It’s simple logic. With people like that running around with guns, you need a gun to protect yourself.

Occam’s razor !

$16 Million Jet Destroyed After Colliding With Pigs On Runway

Florida man says he’s ‘high and happy’ during DUI traffic stop, deputies say

Impressive score.

Florida teen arrested for 5th road-rage shooting 2 days after jail release

should start at 5.20

Roach Spray and Nunchucks?

Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar

https://wshirtless-florida-man-breaks-into-restaurant-to-steal-cobbler-lava-cake-and-ice-cream

Florida teens shoot each other

Florida man believed he was ‘half-man, half-dog’ during fatal attack, doctor says
Investigators say they found Austin Harrouff, now 22, biting John Stevens’ face while making growling noises on Aug. 15, 2016.

HAROUFF?

Lake County gun range seeks to allow flamethrowers, camping, plus expanded hours

Jesus, we need a Missouri Man thread.

In Missouri:
1. Gunman A is open carrying his rifle at the store
2. He is accosted outside by gunman B who robs A of the rifle
3. A retrieves another gun from his car and fires at B, who is struck. A flees.
5. Unknown gunman C arrives, shoots B, flees. https://t.co/LHXMNJ3O7p

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) June 1, 2022

Florida Woman with pitchfork and whip arrested outside Publix while selling teddy bears and attacking cars. https://t.co/xF5Qnyyelj pic.twitter.com/KwSh3pI47C

— Florida Man (@FloridaMan__) July 21, 2022

Marjorie Taylor Greene has let herself go a bit hasn’t she?

This was in the news recently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwkgj6PqUgI

Florida man lands plane on highway. But I didn’t because, to be fair, he did a stellar job and meth didn’t seem to be a factor.

Armless Florida man accused of stabbing tourist

Florida woman…..
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-63825860

🙄

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64831778

Marjorie Taylor Greene has let herself go a bit hasn’t she?

But only a bit…

Due to Flipboard, I get many news reports from America, and I’m not sure that Florida is unique in this regard. Not that I need much to discourage me from visiting Florida, but for the love of all that’s holy, why would anyone want to go there, let alone LIVE there!

Very interesting Klunk.  ta

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66733230

Florida man posts links without explanation?

I assume it’s yesterday’s aquatic hamster wheel story

What baffles me is things like bomb threats when he was asked to leave. In what world is that going to improve the situation?

Florida deputies arrest a man after he allegedly broke into a church, stole electronics and baptized himself.

THEY FOUND THE TAPE!!!

Folks, They Found the Tape:
The latest breaking news about the Florida GOP's Threesoming Power Couple https://t.co/zoXitD2BtI via @TPM

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) December 8, 2023