Florida man gets probation for sex with dog

Posted 1 year ago

They didn’t catch him the first time so he went back for more.

A Florida man accused of participating in the riot at the US Capitol earlier this month was arrested Wednesday at the inauguration of President Biden, Justice Dept. says. https://t.co/gltugHKGC2

— NBC News (@NBCNews) January 24, 2021

Posted 1 year ago

All Gas No Brakes talks to Florida Man.

Posted 1 year ago

Posted 1 year ago

“Florida man hit dad in face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him, police say”

Posted 1 year ago

Florida man, 22, leaves no doubt he is a real Florida Man™ https://t.co/NrkMNybpFx pic.twitter.com/865ORc6qVn

— The Smoking Gun (@tsgnews) February 3, 2021

Posted 1 year ago

She's been charged with sex crimes and broke into a **** high school. This is beyond disturbing and disgusting. pic.twitter.com/GMllWz4PHH

— justin el falaf (@justfalafel3) May 13, 2021

Posted 1 year ago

Florida Man Steals Smokes And Scratch-Off Tickets, Then Cashes In The Winners https://t.co/DkpezpruaI pic.twitter.com/srMgwM5SaS

— Florida Man (@FloridaMan__) July 21, 2021

Posted 10 months ago

Florida man arrested after allegedly shoving steaks worth more than $50 down his pants

Posted 10 months ago

Florida Man provides security question answers.

Posted 10 months ago

Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say

Posted 10 months ago

Florida Man provides security question answers.

this game really does not Drac. I know there are many phishing attempts out there but this one? Nope

Posted 10 months ago

Florida man is one of us…

https://m.pinkbike.com/news/florida-man-bitten-by-alligator-after-falling-off-trail.html

Posted 10 months ago

Florida Man Steals Pool Floats For Sex ‘Instead Of Raping Women,’

Posted 10 months ago

“Florida man takes epic mugshot after driving naked near school with wires attached to penis”

https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/us-world/article/Naked-Florida-man-arrested-after-driving-with-10591246.php

Posted 10 months ago

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2021/07/22/florida-homeowners-yell-at-man-trying-to-save-neighbors-life-on-their-lawn/

oh, the humanityhttps://t.co/DRJ4CQ9Rpr pic.twitter.com/b59y3kZS0A

— Peter Bonilla (@pebonilla) July 23, 2021

Posted 10 months ago

Florida man bites off friend’s ear in fight over woman in wheelbarrow, police say (according to The Independent headline in the newish taskbar info box on Windows 10).

Posted 9 months ago

Florida Man Single-Handedly Extends COVID-19 Pandemic https://t.co/RqN5tg72OK pic.twitter.com/zdgxY2Ovk3

— Florida Man (@FloridaMan__) August 7, 2021

Posted 9 months ago

Florida man charged after toddler daughter accidentally swallows heroin, police say

Posted 9 months ago

Am I alone in thinking it’s time to emigrate?

Posted 9 months ago

Or not. The first bit was funny. The last bit’s just a bit too outre to be amusing.

Posted 9 months ago

A Florida man is facing criminal charges for allegedly beating his 73-year-old mother with a kitchen stool and forcing dumplings into her mouth after she refused to dress his mannequin.

Posted 9 months ago

I had to Google to check that “dumplings” wasn’t a euphemism.

Florida deputies said Ruth Dankner told them her son hit her over the head repeatedly with a kitchen stool and forced frozen dumplings into her mouth so she couldn’t breathe – all because she wouldn't dress his mannequin

What in the name of #FloridaMan…https://t.co/9AcJxC1UFh

— Jason Hackett (@KOCOJason) March 27, 2019

Posted 9 months ago

Mine is tragically American

Florida Man Hears ‘Intruder,’ Shoots & Kills Pregnant Wife

Posted 9 months ago

July 23, 2018 Florida Man Bites His Brother’s Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket.

😳

Posted 9 months ago

Florida Man Rents U-Haul For A $10K Home Depot Shopping Spree, On A Fraudulent Credit Card https://t.co/dDAWvt1mwP pic.twitter.com/NfINm3c8hS

— Florida Man (@FloridaMan__) August 18, 2021

Posted 9 months ago

Florida Woman is utterly bonkers.

This is an actual person who spoke at our school board meeting. Please take two minutes and listen to what we have to deal with in Florida. 😂

cc: @RexChapman pic.twitter.com/syI4ONggVJ

— Alex Kramers (@alexkramers) August 20, 2021

Posted 9 months ago

https://www.joe.co.uk/uncategorized/nude-woman-driving-golf-cart-crashes-armed-police-standoff-288108

Posted 8 months ago

Florida man breaks into neighbor’s home to pet their cat

Posted 8 months ago

When I spent a decade in FL for three years’ duty station, there were drive-through package stores that sold PRE-MIXED DRINKS TO IMBIBE WHILE DRIVING.

Reason #81 while I will never willingly visit FL again. Ever. Even if the law has been changed since.

— Dia Staines 🇺🇦📚🍓🎭🕰 (@The8treGirl) October 15, 2021

Posted 7 months ago

This is a good game!

First hit:

Drunk Florida man kicked out of library told cops he was Jason Bourne

Posted 7 months ago

Because of this thread I’ve just watched a whole video about All Gas No Brakes

Posted 7 months ago

Florida Man Arrested, Pleasuring With A Pickle In The Most Peculiar Place

Posted 5 months ago

Florida Man takes up Ballet

Posted 5 months ago

Posted 5 months ago

Sorry, the link location got removed. Mind you im not that surprised, its quite a prudish forum, but no worries here eh 😕

Florida man takes up Ballet

Posted 5 months ago

Brilliant thread, that anti-vaxxer woman is hilarious, I’m not going to bother arguing with anti-vaxxers now, I’ll just show that clip!

Posted 5 months ago

https://www.fox13news.com/news/pcfr-florida-man-falls-off-bike-stabs-himself-with-sword

We’ve all been there, that’s I always make sure my sword is properly scabbarded

Posted 4 months ago

Florida man stops to charge ankle monitor while committing a crime, faces grand theft auto

Posted 4 months ago

Looks the Scots are trying to muscle in on this sort of thing (click the link for the full headline)

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scots-thug-hid-drug-packed-26052399

Posted 4 months ago