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  • Florida man
  • tjagain
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    Anyone else playing this? Its doing the rounds on faceache. goggle Florida man ( or woman) and your date of birth month and day. Mine is:

    Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet,calls 911

    tjagain
    Full Member

    My fave so far
    Florida man wins right to grow medicinal marijuana and then threatens to kill everyone with an army of turtles.

    funkmasterp
    Full Member

    I’ve got two good ones!

    Drunk, shirtless Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti in his mouth at Olive Garden

    and

    Florida Man Is Re-Arrested Just Minutes After His Release

    A man from Florida was arrested for grand theft. Once he was released on bond, the St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office noticed he was breaking into cars in the parking lot of the jail.

    That Florida man, he crazy!

    pondo
    Full Member

    Holy shizzle!

    “Florida man smokes meth takes xanax passes out then masturbates in hospital”

    stevied
    Free Member

    Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested

    maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    Florida man willingly hands over personal details 🙂

    IHN
    Full Member

    “Bullet Sticks in Florida Man’s Testicle After Wife Shot Him”

    Now that is a coincidence

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    Florida man revealed to be Steve McNeil, star of popular geek entertainment show Go 8-bit.

    benman
    Free Member

    Florida Man Steals Elderly Woman’s Purse, Runs Her Over in McDonald’s Parking Lot

    IHN
    Full Member

    Florida man revealed to be Steve McNeil, star of popular geek entertainment show Go 8-bit.

    Popular? Fake news

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    Fake news

    Florida man posing as Steve McNeil, star of popular geek entertainment show Go 8-bit, revealed to be less famous brother, Scott McNeil

    poah
    Free Member

    Florida Man Puts Dragon Lizard in His Mouth, Smacks People With It.

    Florida Man Attacks Father With Pizza After Learning His Dad Helped Deliver Him

    poor glasgow man

    Man slashed across the face in ‘random attack’ in Glasgow street

    bsims
    Free Member

    Florida man guns down puppy from appartment window.

    tjagain
    Full Member

    🙂

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    poor glasgow man

    Mount Florida man?

    BenjiM
    Full Member

    “Florida Man Throws Toilet Through School Board Building “

    P-Jay
    Free Member

    Oh the choices are endless.

    Florida Man swallows 20 crack rocks and leads cops on chase

    Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff’s deputies

    Deputies say 450-pound Florida man hid coke, pot under fat ..

    bigmountainscotland
    Free Member

    Florida man was high on erotic-themed nitrous oxide when he killed lawyer, police say.

    funkmasterp
    Full Member

    Thong-wearing Florida man arrested while building shed with garbage on stranger’s property

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    Florida man without arms charged after allegedly stabbing tourist with his feet

    🤔

    Kato
    Full Member

    Florida man tries to pawn his baby

    hols2
    Free Member

    Malvern Rider
    Free Member

    and your date of birth month and day

    This is the 51st State? Where’s my FoM!

    #onlyhalfjoking

    northshoreniall
    Full Member

    “Shall I call the police? Hell no, this is way too good”
    Fantastic!

    nedrapier
    Full Member

    Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza.

    jimmy
    Full Member

    Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos

    hols2
    Free Member

    richmtb
    Full Member

    Florida man with 20 tattoos, wearing hot pink bra arrested.

    hols2
    Free Member

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/hot-pink-bra-bust-458302

    Meet Buford Carroll.

    The 30-year-old Floridian was arrested Saturday evening after a 911 caller reported that the driver of a Dodge Diplomat was “swerving all over the road” and possibly drunk. The complainant noted that the driver was “wearing a hat, no shirt, and had tattoos.”

    When a sheriff’s deputy subsequently found the Dodge in a hotel parking lot, Carroll “was now wearing a white shirt with a hot pink bra underneath,” according to an arrest affidavit. Carroll, the deputy reported, “smelled of an alcoholic beverage.”

    Carroll, seen above, was arrested for driving the Dodge with license plates assigned to another vehicle, a misdemeanor. He was also improperly driving on a restricted license, a fact that Carroll’s girlfriend said he was aware. Asked why Carroll would do this, the woman replied, “‘Cause he’s a dumbass!”

    Carroll was booked into the Indian River county lockup, from which he was released after posting $500 bond. Jailers prepared an inventory of Carroll’s 20 tattoos, which include “Statue of Liberty holding a gun,” the phrase “Life of a Struggler,” and one back tattoo that corrections officers were “unable to describe.”

    The arrest affidavit does not address why Carroll was wearing a hot pink bra.

    BillOddie
    Full Member

    <h1 class=”headline”>Florida man climbs playground equipment, allegedly yells to children about how babies are born</h1>

    Mister-P
    Free Member

    Not my birthday but worthy of a mention I feel –

    Florida Man pilot draws penis with private plane’s flight path

    jkomo
    Full Member

    Today’s date:
    Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish Website

    hols2
    Free Member

    Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish Website

    WTF comp

    https://www.newsweek.com/florida-sebring-gary-van-ryswy-arrested-botched-home-castration-dark-web-eunuch-fetish-1455396

    Van Ryswyk admitted he met the victim, who has not been named, on a website on the dark web site dedicated to eunuch fetishism. Van Ryswyk told the man that he had previously conducted castrations on animals and had removed one of his own testicles back in 2012, the Highlands County Sheriff’s Office said in a release posted to Facebook yesterday.

    According to Buzzfeed, the initial procedure had to be pushed back a week because the man had ejaculated while Van Ryswyk attempted to sanitize his penis. Scott Dressel, the sheriff’s office public information officer, told the media outlet he was unsure if the patient’s testicles had been reattached when he reached the hospital, where he remains in a stable condition.

    carbonfiend
    Free Member

    Atlanta anybody ?

    thols2
    Free Member

    https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/10/28/man-mauled-by-leopard-behind-davie-home/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=snd&utm_content=wplg10

    DAVIE, Fla. – A man who paid $150 for a “full-contact experience” with a black leopard says he had to undergo multiple surgeries after he was mauled by the fully-grown animal in an enclosure behind a Davie home.

    FuzzyWuzzy
    Full Member

    Florida man accidentally shoots woman to death during foreplay…

    thols2
    Free Member

    https://www.cnet.com/news/florida-man-rescues-puppy-from-an-alligators-jaws-while-smoking-a-cigar/

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