Drunk, shirtless Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti in his mouth at Olive Garden
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Florida Man Is Re-Arrested Just Minutes After His Release
A man from Florida was arrested for grand theft. Once he was released on bond, the St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office noticed he was breaking into cars in the parking lot of the jail.
The 30-year-old Floridian was arrested Saturday evening after a 911 caller reported that the driver of a Dodge Diplomat was “swerving all over the road” and possibly drunk. The complainant noted that the driver was “wearing a hat, no shirt, and had tattoos.”
When a sheriff’s deputy subsequently found the Dodge in a hotel parking lot, Carroll “was now wearing a white shirt with a hot pink bra underneath,” according to an arrest affidavit. Carroll, the deputy reported, “smelled of an alcoholic beverage.”
Carroll, seen above, was arrested for driving the Dodge with license plates assigned to another vehicle, a misdemeanor. He was also improperly driving on a restricted license, a fact that Carroll’s girlfriend said he was aware. Asked why Carroll would do this, the woman replied, “‘Cause he’s a dumbass!”
Carroll was booked into the Indian River county lockup, from which he was released after posting $500 bond. Jailers prepared an inventory of Carroll’s 20 tattoos, which include “Statue of Liberty holding a gun,” the phrase “Life of a Struggler,” and one back tattoo that corrections officers were “unable to describe.”
The arrest affidavit does not address why Carroll was wearing a hot pink bra.
Van Ryswyk admitted he met the victim, who has not been named, on a website on the dark web site dedicated to eunuch fetishism. Van Ryswyk told the man that he had previously conducted castrations on animals and had removed one of his own testicles back in 2012, the Highlands County Sheriff’s Office said in a release posted to Facebook yesterday.
According to Buzzfeed, the initial procedure had to be pushed back a week because the man had ejaculated while Van Ryswyk attempted to sanitize his penis. Scott Dressel, the sheriff’s office public information officer, told the media outlet he was unsure if the patient’s testicles had been reattached when he reached the hospital, where he remains in a stable condition.
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