[Closed] David Cameron's Wife

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Neigh!

Not even with a stunt c@ck

m@lf

Maybe worth a visit to the tradesmans entrance for bragging rights ?????

She says that Tricky taught her to play pool in the Cadbury House, Montpelier, when she was a student at Bristol in the 80s.
If it's true, good for her. It's not the best area.

I don't object to her, until I hear my wife referring to her as "SamCam".

"SamCam"

Not heard that (I am very behind), but I like it!

"SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam"
"SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam"
"SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam"
"SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam"
"SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam"
"SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam""SamCam"

She looks a bit nervous in that photo, but then again, I think I would with that oily little toryboy creeping up behind me.

I would

... punch him

She is as sexy as ****!

That photo is a great candidate for "Up the @rse Corner" in Viz. 😆

(Yes, I know it's purile)

GaryC - is that the first photograph of a lady you've ever seen? Christ, I'm from a pretty shallow gene pool (Barnsley), but I wouldnt, not even with yours.

Any excuse to post a couple of piccies of Mrs French President..

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BigButSlimmerBloke

Good Shout!

Cameron looks like an Android. WTF was she thinking?

...definite vote from me - for the French.

barnsleymitch,any good opticians near you?
Book yourself in for an eyetest,then maybe you'll see what i'm on about.... 😉

Seriously,tho,if we all liked the same women,the world would be a dull place.

Carla Bruni (sp?),now she is [b]HOT[/b], 😛

The last time I saw something like that, I shot it before it started bothering the livestock.

Personally Gary - I appreciate what you're doing for the rest of us - we owe you a great debt

Gary - it's probably more to do with her poltics than her looks. I know that sounds a bit odd, but I just couldnt, not with a tory. I'd rather **** with knives.

better than DIY i guess.

Cameron looks like an Android. WTF was she thinking?

He's worth £30 Million, Really? Is that the female version of beer goggles?

I can't remember there being a pool table in the Cadbury House, darts board & space invaders yes, but no pool table.

Nay.

Also if she changed her hair she looks like Peter Mandleson.

Could they be the same person?

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uplink - Member
Personally Gary - I appreciate what you're doing for the rest of us - we owe you a great debt

S'okay,no need to mention it,just doing my bit for my country....... 😆

barnsleymitch,point taken.
But just think of the 'fun' you could have,taking out your 'anger' on her.. 😉

It'd have to be a dry bumming, at the very least.

Would be rude not to really, better than Mrs Brown, not saying a lot but not as nice as Madam Sarkosy.

BarnsleyMitch - LOL - No exit poll from you then. But would you do Mrs Brown LOL

Only if I could whistle the internationale whilst doing the deed.

she has terrible taste in clothes. every picture of her she's wearing something that makes her look like a shapeless sloan wannabe.

and i should know, i've worked with trinny an suzanna

He is worth 30 Mill, how can he empathises with the majority of this country then.

play pool in the Cadbury House

I thought this was a euphanism for 'knocking her back doors in'

my mistake, I didn't know it was a real place 😳

El presidente ought to show those photos of his missus to Frederic Mitterrand, see if he cant lure him away from a slide down the slippery slope of noncery.

We used to refer to it as the " Chocolate Box "

...nearly choked on my banana!!!....... 'choc box'

He's worth £30 Million, Really? Is that the female version of beer goggles?

What was it about the multimillionaire she found so attractive?

So all those chaps who have been very negative about her looks, care to post a picture of your wife/girlfriend/partner (no photos of Mrs Palm and her daughters please chaps) for the forum to lay judgement on?

No she isn't 'stunning' but she is by no means a hipacrocapig either.

Why the long face?

I suppose it might be worth pulling an Angry Dragon on. Just on general principle

Hangs head in shame. Then again, I did admit my slagging was down to her politics, not her looks. Having said that, I fully agree with the last sentence of your post, S&J.

LoL at Sooty's Hippocrocapig....

Must admit, Sarkozy wins hands down. Thing is, I bet all of Berlisconis women* beat everyones 😉

*Even if they are technically only on 'loan' to him..

LoL at Sooty's Hippocrocapig....

The term in Barnsley is 'kangarillapig' same meaning I would imagine.

Always thought it was 'hippocrocadillypig' but each to their own!

I can't remember there being a pool table in the Cadbury House

My memories of the Cadbury House are a bit vague (can't think why!) and I was a regular there for nearly 10years but wasn't there a pool table sort of outside under some sort of cover?

There were definitely pool tables upstairs in The Mont though. And I would have put Tricky in The Mont more than the Cadbury House too.

You could be right about which pub it was. I remember the geography rather than the name, & the Mont was only 50yds from the Cadbury.

Angry Dragon?

SamCam looks like an old Cheeky Girl in that 1st pic.

I'd do her, but then again my wife's so ugly, I only take her out once a year, Halloween.

hmm, i've always said hippocrocaheffapig

I think she's hot.

(No I don't get out much)

if you think that 'thing' is 'hot' you have serious problems

maybe you'd do her as she has a pulse and you're desperate, but that doesn't make someone hot.........

Angry Dragon?

Note that the fact it is defined on urban dictionary does not mean it has actually ever been done, only that [url= http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%2Fb%2Ftards ]/b/tards[/url] have been able to imagine such an act.

He's worth £30 Million

I believe that's their combined wealth. I wouldn't be surprised if she was worth more than him. I'm fairly sure that she has as much aristocratic and royal links as he has.

EDIT : Do you guys really think that someone like Cameron would marry a commoner ? 😯

Yawn, and I was expecting some debate as to whether its right or not to stick her nose into political issues. The usual clap trap from the blokes on here that don't get any. Silly boys.

Berlisconis women

Re: Angry Dragon

Made me laugh, but also filed under 'stuff you probably wished you'd never clicked through to'

She looks very similar to a girl I went out with last week!!!

Yes domino, youre right. In fact, I am comic book guy, and I havent had any in ages. I would tell you this in klingon, but I fear you would not understand.

Do you guys really think that someone like Cameron would marry a commoner .

That works both ways. Do you think any self respecting commoner would want a chinless chump like that ?

I voted for Andy Burnham because his wife was the most attractive of the candidates. In retrospect this was a poor method of choosing my electee to parliment. This is his wife, which may give you some idea of the quality of the choices available to me.

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I think the word you're looking for is "Moose"

I voted for Andy Burnham because his wife was the most attractive of the candidates.

So how does that work then .............. you were thinking of popping round to see her whilst he was busy talking in the House of Commons ?