The strange prescience of the Young Ones…….Comic Relief 1986
Neil: Don’t do the song, right, I’ve got some really heavy news about Cliff that’s gonna completely blow your mi… what’s that smell?
Rick & Vyvyan: Neil, go away![Audience awws.]
Neil: Don’t patronise me, you bastards! Oh, yeah, let’s all sit in rows and ruin Neil’s evening!
Rick: What’s the message, Neil?
Neil: Oh, yeah, the message about Cliff, right, er… Cliff’s blown out the gig.
Rick: What? You mean he’s… farted?
Neil: No, no, Cliff can’t come.
Rick: Why?
Neil: He’s doing time.
Rick: They put him in prison for farting?! Right on!