Boris Johnson!

Who’s that woman next to him? And more importantly, why has she not repeatedly stabbed him in the face with that flag thing?

Who’s that woman next to him? And more importantly, why has she not repeatedly stabbed him in the face with that flag thing?

It’s Julia Hartley-Brewer.

Same as the current PM and his hammer use

That was more a how do we get the impractical individual to use a hammer without him damaging himself approach. Using it correctly is probably beyond “li’l Rishi”

It’s Julia Hartley-Brewer.

Right wing rent-a-gob, Makes Geert Wilders look like Jeremy Corbyn

Someone must have eaten one of those rancid turkeys over Christmas, or locked himself in an empty fridge.

An unwell looking Boris Johnson releases a rallying call for GB News, branding it an “upstart insurgent dynamic news channel”

The only insurgent thing about GB News are its losses and number of Ofcom investigations pic.twitter.com/6JeYV01XjP

— GB News Spin Room (@GBNewsSpin) December 30, 2023

The remarks likening him to Jesse off the Fast Show are unkind. 🙂

Wow he looks about 75 there. Oh well can’t fault karma

Picked up a hire car this morning and the staff member had GBeebies on behind the reception desk on a massive tv.  They were spinning it as his ‘new year address to the nation’.

yes, I did judge the staff member. The place was a twilight zone where indoor smoking still seemed to be a thing

I sent him a 2024 curse of pain and suffering that I bought on ebay,seems like it’s working already,he looks ill.
👍 😆

Obviously it was his turn to have the kids this Christmas

The place was a twilight zone where indoor smoking still seemed to be a thing

Pfft! I bet you’re probably one of those guardian-reading, tofu-eating wokerati who would deny an Englishman his god-given right to give everyone else lung cancer if that’s what he desires to do?!

COMMUNIST!!

Obviously it was his turn to have the kids this Christmas

What! all 14 of them 😆 🤣

Johnson looks like he’s pulled an all-nighter with some of his Russian chums

Presumably that’s geebeebees Christmas appeal. Poor wretched soul. How do I donate money to so he can get a bed for the night?

That video reeks of “minimal contractual obligation fulfilled”… on the deadline.

Presumably that’s geebeebees Christmas appeal. Poor wretched soul. How do I donate money to so he can get a bed for the night?

With rolls of very expensive wallpaper, you can’t expect a dog of that pedigree to just sleep in a plainly decorated room, it needs to be tacky and vulgar to ensure a sounds nights sleep.

The remarks likening him to Jesse off the Fast Show are unkind. 🙂

They certainly are, dunno what Jesse has done to deserve that comparison.

minimal contractual obligation fulfilled

He should have that in Latin as the motto to his entire life.

Thanks google translate…

minimum contractuum officium impletum est

That video reeks of “minimal contractual obligation fulfilled”…

To be fair,his whole life reeks of that,the feckless git.

this came up on my youtube stream…..

2.20 in the unrestrained laughter from Paul Merton is very telling 🙂

This made me smile

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/may/02/minister-sorry-as-veterans-find-id-card-not-valid-for-english-elections

Boris Johnston unable to comply with the legislation his own government brought in……I’m pretty sure I’ve heard that line before.

I’m trying to work out if it’s more embarrassing for him to repeatedly show his ineptitude or more embarrassing to us, the British public, for voting him in on a landslide.

****

Nothing more than a little stunt – no, not a spelling mistake; a pathetic attempt by johnson to get himself back into the media.

‘That’s our Boris…’

Boris Johnston unable to comply with the legislation his own government brought in

Disgraced former Tory PM, then disgraced former Tory MP, now a disgrace former Tory Voter.

he’s perhaps trying to reinforce Moggs narrative for the ongoing Tory polling car-crash. The notion that by trying to use voter ID to gerrymander elections in the way its implemented in the US  they’ve unintentionally disenfranchised the wrong kind of voter –  and Tory loses need to be ascribed to bewildered old tories struggling to get their shit together on polling day.

BJ is literally no more than a cunning stunt….

@mrlebowski A fine spoonerism!

Cupid Stunt would be a better description, there’s nothing ‘Stunning’ about him

A shining wit?

A BJ?

I see the fly-tipped sofa’s desperate need for attention (please buy my book) has got him just randomly making shit up again. It’s ludicrous that anyone actually buys this shit any more, but apparently some gullible halfwits do

As many people have noted, it’s the sentence ‘Boris Johnson drew up detailed plans’ that nail it as a total fabrication

None of it is true. Just like the hospitals weren't true, just like the denials of parties weren't true, just like the Brexit promises weren't true. He'll say anything to get his book attention. https://t.co/fWTJtZmdbx

— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) September 28, 2024

I do like the idea of Johnson with his box of crayons drawing ‘detailed plans’ while a group of ‘Special Forces operatives’ look on.

Great idea.

SBS jump in their RIB’s, charge up a Dutch canal, all the way until they come to the first lock gate…….

Totally made up shit to try and sell his book.

I posted on the COVID thread, his fanboys will lap this up.

If Johnson “drew to the plans” he invariably called it, “Operation: Finger in Dyke” didn’t he?

Maybe he was in a coffee shop in Amsterdam at the time

I see him, it’s Tuesday……

As most of us on here have known for a very long time,he is, and always will be as described by Stewart Lee .

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jul/28/dude-i-take-no-pleasure-in-having-been-right-about-boris-johnson-stewart-lee

Was he ever really punished  or held to account.?

No

Will he ever be?

Probably not.

So this  horrible human will continue on his merry way,doing what he has always done.

Buy his book,buy his effin book!!

They should be ignored,then burnt when the charity shops skip them.

I will despise him and his kind forever

See the Mail is publishing yet more of his drivel to appease  the swivel eyed loons.

I suppose it makes sense to write your fantasy’s down so you have a collected works to use for reference for answering questions in the future.

Anyone catch the interviews 🙁

Utterly, utterly deranged. Calling for a referendum on the ECHR. On occasion the ECHR directly affects my work & more often than not I refer the decision upstairs, so I like to think I at least have a little bit of awareness around it. Would I feel happy voting Y/N on it? Not remotely. It’s far too complex. The idea of asking your average Joe to choose is beyond comprehension. He’s a self serving muck raker & dangerous too boot.

It’s just the next McGuffin after Brexit, the usual grifters are all over it 🙂

It’s not like the U.K. gov would take away your rights and give you some watered down version that they have would have
The final rights of arbitration over 🙂

Freely admits that the whole Brexit thing was just to ‘win an argument’, like some massive sixth form debating society.

The man is a stain on our history, a degenerate narcissist, incapable of forming a proper human relationship, let alone run a country.