Monster as an example has a market capitalization of about $33 billion. Any buyer wouldn’t be buying Storey or the work experience kid with the social media passwords, all they’d care about is turnover/profits (nill and minus a lot at the moment probably) and bring recognition and growth potential (probably both quite big at the moment).
Tweak the logo, move past this mess, sell a few hundred thousand cans to Americans via Walmart, be the guy who gambled ~$50million on F1 sponsorship and sold the brand to Coke-cola for $500 million and a case study for MBa students.
Either that or some variation on crashing and burning. Either because Storey runs out of cash, or someone else turns the taps off in an attempt to force him out.