Anyone remember the crap bacon from when you were a kid? Inedible rind and extra boney bits!
Not overly keen on the bacon I had in Ireland when I lived there. Too thick and incredibly salty.
Scottish bacon (where I now live) is also a touch too salty but is a nice thin cut.
Good old Danish back bacon grilled until the fat is just turning crispy on a nice big floury barm. Splash of Heinz ketchup. With a industrial sized mug of sweet strong tea. Is in my opinion, perfection!
EDIT:- Not against an egg, but is a touch too messy for my liking so prefer a single egg fluffy omelette.