Audi, Atrocious?

Read the instructions what you can’t read the instructions how have you survived this far in life?

*I just copied a post which my dad wrote on a different forum, I can assure you my brother is an electrical engineer 🙂

Any photos?

I like your style 🙂

+1 btw

Check your a dipstick

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I do have images,
how do i upload them?

It’s easy, have a look here.

This thread is falling apart at the seams.

I no longer support this thread and would like it to be removed from the internet.

i could take the piss out of the threads you’ve commented on,
but i have a life

I would remove this with so much joy, but i dont thinkyou can.

I’m leaving this thread before I have to ban myself.

You would have a better, more enjoyable life if you read and got involved on my Architecture thread.

http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/its-elfins-tuesday-architectural-appreciation-thread-this-week-round-shapes

It has helped to drastically improve Binners’ love life. Ask him, he’ll tell you it’s true.

A diesel but you hate diesels and where are all the purple rinser going to get their hair done now.

I know, I know, I don’t know. Whatamidoing?

Why don’t you take Audi to small claims court for.. erm… what have they actually done wrong?

A diesel but you hate diesels and where are all the purple rinser going to get their hair done now.

I know, I know, I don’t know. Whatamidoing?

Hello Surf Mat .
Got to be him, surely .
Now about my £5.

Funny thread.

Been thinking about getting a TT towards the end of the year. Although, I really can’t be arsed car hunting at the moment.

To be clear, this would be bought by me, not the use of a relatives car.

Loved the Volvo comments on page 1 – the alternator in my old 940 failed and I just replaced the brush pack. It cost a whole £20…

Old car in user serviceable parts shocker 🙂

Oh and you can fit mountain bikes in it…

This thread has all the makings of the ‘the Cube bike I got on fraudulent finance has a scratch on it’ one fromt eh weekend.

So, to get this right, the OP does not own the car, is not paying for the repairs and is determined to make themsleves look as daft as possible?

Suck it up hairdresser boy

Brilliant! 😆

I really hope Audi are charging you a storage fee while you throw your toys out of your pram because you are quite frankly obnoxious and need to get a grip on reality!

Wunundred! 🙂

priceless thread.. op in identity crisis! hilarious… I used to brag about daddy’s new car too when I was about 6…

“but it will most probably spank your car”

As my main fun car is a Calloway twin turbo Corvette ZR1, I really seriously f*****g doubt it, my starter motor probably produces more power than the Audi.

So there, I’ll consider my willy waved for today.:)

£420 for a dealer replaced alternator isn’t that bad considering how much they charge for labour per hour.

If you think that’s bad, my alternator costs £500 at the very very best just for the part ( a few hundred more from the dealer ) and then you have to factor in ripping the front end apart to replace it cause it’s jacketed into the engine block and coolant system.

So wind yer neck in …. Willy waving over for me.

I’ve two audis – what’s that make me? (ok I have one and my misses has another)

However neither of them are a TT.

Should of gone to Skoda, or VW – they are the same bits 🙂

When i blew the head gasket and waterpump on my previous golf GTI, I took it to a non-audi garage just over the border in Wales. To fix that AND Service the car cost me £500. Problem isn’t the car – it’s where you left it.

BTW What colour is the TT?

I have had nothing but impeccable service from my Audi dealer, but then again I am not a tight git and bought a new one 😆

But seriously, you bought a 6 year old car, you may have got lucky you may not have, but parts fail.

IMO £420 does not seem that excessive

Ahaha, BEST THREAD EVER!

Lewis, you are most certainly confirming my suspicions that all Audi drivers are top ****s!! 😉

(Im off to wait for the next billy goat to come trap trap trapping over my bridge)

Get a skoda alternator, they are the same as audi so really high quality.

sell it and get a TVR

I think he has gone toupe shopping or to sharpen his sideburn clippers.

OP, get your jellymould round to FRM (Saville Road). They did an alternator for me recently for about £250. It wasn’t a TT but alternators in ‘normal’ cars are not that different. Yeah, Yeah, I know it’s a rip snorting, tyre shreddin beast but the alternator isn’t gold is it? You won’t get a cup of tea of BJ from the receptionist but your dad/mum/brother/you/shell/bp/texaco/esso etc can save some money.

As for the dealer, they charge ~£100 p/h labour. What do you expect? It’s not compulsory. I get my motor serviced at that Audi dealer and it costs about the same as my wife’s Ford p/a once you factor in a service every 20k miles (variable servicing) and a free MOT every year.

just end this thread and go get a **** life

Excuse me I was actually being helful. Tsssk.

I’m not referring to you, the people who replied to the OP im actually grateful!
It’s the people just trying to spark an argument

Mhyah!

So get your car, ring the bloke in FRM and save £200.

And no-one is wanting to argue, just want to point out what a cock you have come across as. Sorry.

and so have you. you haven’t answered a single point in the thread just been a tosser mf.

cheers pal i’ll give em a ring in the morning, might be worth a try

boom,
they where all silenced -_-

There WAS no point in the original thread so it was actually impossible to answer any. Actually.

lewismorgan I salute you, good work.