I’m a real life Mr Darcy and a big fan of alliteration.

1. I like early medieval Northumbrian history.
2. I am, like medieval Northumbrians, mostly Germanic.
3. I ride bikes.

I’m slow, old and male.

A certain film.
Had to add the UK bit as the yank forum already had a user

I am, like medieval Northumbrians, mostly Germanic.

50p says you’re not.

It’s my name (I know right, what was I thinking)

Mine is quite simply Samsung backwards 🙂

I live in the south and I smell like a yeti.

I am therefore I am.

An advert for biscuits.

Dinosaur called Dave though innit bruv. Raaargh etc.

50p says you’re not.

Well, I suppose I could have Jewish blood and/or Native Canadian blood and/or Celtic blood, but the fact that my father was 100% German, whose family migrated from West Prussia to East Prussia and then to Ukraine, while my mother’s English father was actually Swiss German, I would say that I am running somewhere in the 75% area.

But I don’t think this thread is about debating ethnic make-up.

Aide is my nickname was going to put 46 on the end (certain motorcyclist) but forgot

I typed my email address in the wrong box when registering.

However, the Kryton thing is a misspelling of Kryten of course. I inherited this name because allegedly in my 20’s when roaring drunk I adopted a certain type of knees-out walk…

aide – Member

Aide is my nickname and the 46 i stole off a certain motorcyclist

What 46?

^ looks like he stole it back?!

Ha ha – edited now, forgot to put it on when i signed up

My name begins with P and Funk is bloody great music!

Bike next to my chair when signing in.

But I don’t think this thread is about debating ethnic make-up.

quite so. When we meet, I’ll explain why, and you can give me 50p which I’ll use to partly pay for the pint I’ll buy you. 😆

Singletrack confusion

Weird. I forgot to stick a 46 on the end of my name too.

Somewhat unimaginatively…..

Not my pic. But my first ‘proper’ mountain bike. Look how steep it looks – no wonder OTB was my favourite crash style.

I’ve been called Binners since I was at school (1867). Our kid started to call me Bin Lid as it rhymes with Our Kid, it stuck, then got appropriated to Binners. I love that my little nieces call me Uncle Binners 😀

Weird. I forgot to stick a 46 on the end of my name too.

I’d intended to put 46 at the beginning of mine.

mine was a just a random selection of letters which unfortunately formed a recognisable phrase.

Soma,

for the fictional drug in one of my fav books Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World and it is the name of my fav record label from Glasgow

Somafunk because that is what we used to call the slightly out of this world feeling on a sunday/monday/tuesday that 48hrs of friday and saturday clubbing at the sub club would leave us with.

EG : Phew!…….I’m in a right somafunk after last nights session.

I’m just happy being me…

A haggis is a fictional creature of Scottish folklore, said to be native to the Scottish Highlands.

Just like a haggis, I have one leg shorter than the other,so I am very fast at running round hillsides (anti clockwise).

My name is Jef. I tend to make up silly names for things.

I set up my AOL account 18 years ago. For STW I dropped the 99.

I have really really really really hairy feet.

I used to be a petrolhead. Then about 15 years ago I decided I liked bikes more.

I continually find myself eating things sandwiched between bread.

For the same reason it did in 2012.

For STW I dropped the 99.

Still don’t get why you transposed the B and the Z?

For the same reason it did in 2012.

Thanks for your input Junky. I’ll check again next week to make sure it’s not changed if that’s ok?

I’m the captain, (much) more often than not.

my name / initial – but whenever i tell people it in real life, they always say ‘what THE jon v?” and i have to say no, not that jonv, theotherjonv

ancient shaolin training technique.

also, male.

Sent to the headmasters office (age 11) for using an accelerant to sequentially light 45 Bunsen burners in series during one particularly boring science class, my friends told me I was “Daffy Ducked”. It stuck.

It aptly describes my general state of being

I am a pole-lathe turner. Pole-lathe turners are generically known ‘bodgers’.