I have fangs.

you know what, I’ve pretty much forgotten (pre-dates the 2008 hack – something to do with waffling on without making much sense)…

When my ex’s (JojoA1) daughter was young, it was what she called me!

45 Bunsen burners

Thats a lot of Bunsen burners! I dont think my school had enough gas taps across all the science rooms to accommodate that many!

Name: Oi followed by real name, also doubles as social media handles, not sure where it came from, but was said once and then caught on.

I rode a yeti called Dave

My name comes from my early skiing days when me and a few mates were some of the first people to use ski blades thus we told everyone we met that we were bladers and not people who slid on tea trays or used stabilisers. The numbers i had to add so they actually were my numbers for my combination lock at work.

Adjustablewench – my dads silly nickname for me as a child as I was into gymnastics and yoga and could tie myself in knots.

One of my favourite party tricks when I was little was laying on my stomach and arch backwards until I put my feet on my forehead – never found a practice use for that skill.

Some of my joints are still overly bendy but my neck isn’t anymore thanks to spinal fusion

Maybe i should now be notsoadjustablewench

EuroMar is a mish-mash of foreign languages that can be used in snow resorts all over the globe Europe. As the drunken inventor of this new tongue, it was named after me and another nickname was born.

It’s my pre-hack username, srtfully shortened.

The film the Edukators and I used to teach.

Admit it Jambalya, your login came from the Carpenters song. 😉

Nazi full time

Because, like this little chap was (until comparatively recently), the sole survivor of the complete sunk-to-the-bottom-of-the-lake catastrophe that was my dysfunctional family upbringing…

Also – EMSZ!!!

Before the great hack I was mike-b. When re-registering I chose the name of my longest serving bike.

A very muscular right arm.

From an accident with our lab mascot and the protein cross linker.

^^^ I did wonder … 🙂

I am a Viz comic character.
All sensible ideas relating to my actual name were taken.
I’d rather have chosen something else now 🙄

never found a practice use for that skill

I. Will. Resist.

Having seen a pic of Adjustable on here once…..
I wouldn’t Dez….

talk to me Goose

I rode a yeti called Dave

It used to live in a cave
It was painted blue
And great fun too
That yeti was my fave

Oh and I’m a typo that stuck

The bike may give it away…….

The bike I had when I registered, when I really ‘got into’ mountain biking – Genesis Core 30.

I thought that bike was immense, but was a bit on the small side in reality, my mate still has the frame so I might have it back to hang on the wall one day.

I like rubbish italian cars. There’s a song by the New Fast Automatic Daffodils which Lister convinced himself during a car journey 25 years ago has the words “HOT FIIAAAAT” in it. It stuck.

The amount of tomato juice that I can drink in one sitting.

Rank/Name.

Obvs.

(Not really. Chosen for BM Pirate Raid way back in the olden days. Just sort of stuck.)

started a shoe company, sold it and now live on the profits left over after the coke and hookers invoice

I’ve been Hodgy on other forums ( now defunct )..and was on this forum a few light years back ..but forgot / misplaced my password and couldn’t retrieve it ..after being inactive for years.
Because of this my first choice user name can’t be used and the nd refers to my two forenames..( wild eh?)..crazy really as my surname is Smith ..

My favourite car a Mk 1 Escort Mexico YES 712M Sebring Red was the colour

The El Nino of the wine industry whatever that means!

I shaved my beard off and my mate said I looked like a lumpy potato [ not to be confused with mr potato head who also posts on here and is clearly a fake

It’s where I live.

started a shoe company, sold it and now live on the profits left over after the coke and hookers invoice

Mrs F used to love those shoes.

I play drums and my name is John

Abbreviated surname which was my nickname from school.

Dexter Gordon got Paris.

I got Manchester.

When I was going out on the bike, when we moved to a new area, the kids would ask where I was going. I would reply I was going exploring in the woods for trail. Hence no.1 son telling his mates, ‘My daddy go ‘sploring, he a ‘splorer.’

My name is Joey, and back in the day when I raced I managed to somehow take wrong turns on clearly marked XC courses.

I had a chrome TSG skate style helmet, one of my mates at uni said it made me look like a momo gearknob, looking back I think he was being kind adding the gear, and the name stuck once I started using it as an online gaming tag.

Admittedly, 20 years on those same friends occasionally forget and call me Matt by accident

I live in Brighton and I am a Sasquatch.