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I watched the latest Mad Max last night.
The only reason I kept watching was to see if it got ANY better (it didn't) or any worse.
I mean, i put subtitles on for a laugh and the text "Max grunts" must have been written about a thousand times.
Tom Hardy's lines could have been sent to him in a single text message, and it was just..well...awful...
DrP
Not having a go at you shermer, but does anyone actually give a damn about rotten tomatoes? It just strikes me as a kind of lowest common denominator score.
Not pointed at you, but a lot of people don't realise how rotten tomatoes gets it's scores. It's not a score out of 100 in the way most people think, but a % of how many reviews were positive from all the reviews. For left behind that means only 1 of the 62 critic reviews gave it a positive review.
Open water was a miserable experience as was the similar Frozen (non-disney), but the film tht really sticks in my head is
Don't mess with the Zohan.
It wasn't my choice and I lowered my expectations accordingly, but it still managed to push me too far. Hateful.
Legend. Really looking forward to this, and I did enjoy the beating in the pub , but the rest ? Dire. Wanted to walk out but was with girlfriend .
Dead pool........ dead crap.
Wow worth dredging up the thread for that one...
Deadpool was awesome
Bit late to the party here but I'd be hard pressed to choose between Gangs of New York or 40 Year Old Virgin for which movie would most likely have me sticking jacket spud skewers through my eyes and ears!
Marley and Me...
Jurassic City
Quite possibly the worst film I've ever seen, it was the worst for my son. Not even laughable.
You're all wrong. It's London has fallen. Utter, utter, woeful shite.
The new Point Break remake. Big big fan of the original. This was just dreadful.
I was just going to say mention the new Point Break but noticed monkeysfeet has already mentioned it.
Wild Wild West - with Will Smith & kenneth branagh walked out of cinema - in the foyer the attendant remarked that lots of folk had walked out ..
I know this will be popular 😉
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including many many classic rants, and beautiful moments like Mayo having to get up and shut the window when broadcasting from some cricket ground or other to shut the opera singer on the PA up...
There's plenty of films he skewers beautifully, vintage stuff.
Depending on how I feel this evening I may be prepared to start a thread called "Test Mark Kermode" where all yooz haters say which films you love/hate and I'll find the review and give you his verdict.
I wonder how many people, who generally say he's wrong will agree or disagree with him when we put it to the test?
Dead pool........ dead crap.
You start a thread called worst film ever and you come up with that? Must try harder 😉
Crawlspace, nothing I have seen before or since is as bad as this movie!!!
Watched the Phantom Menace for the first time since its theatrical release with my boy last week. Was hoping seeing it through a 7year olds eyes would improve it, sadly it didn't. So so disappointing.
Crash (JG Ballard version) was nearly as bad a date movie as Boxing Helena...
The Master. A film that the movie critics oozed all over.
I just wanted it to end and it never did.
Ok, my couple...
definitely got to have AI, good god it was awful. I literally can't watch more than 2 minutes of mamma mia without walking out. Kingdom of the crystal skull was truly terrible milking of a great brand. Lost in translation honestly made me lose the will to live.
However the prize has to go to phantom menace. Ruined ruined ruined. I could cheerfully have throttled Lucas after that.
Oh and you can't possibly have dog soldiers! Umm, it was a horror comedy? It's meant to be funny! Oh and open water freaked me out. It's utterly my worst fear to be fair, but I had tingling in my legs throughout the film.
I don't about the worst film ever but Interstellar must rate as my most disappointing film ever. Christopher Nolan is my favourite director of the moment and Hans Zimmer's music for the likes of the Batman films and Inception are incredible.
Interstellar must rate as the nadir for both of their careers. There were so many holes in the plot for Interstellar it was laughable and I wouldn't have believed that Nolan was capable of such drivel.
Jupiter Ascending ...
Anyone who think Hiddleston walks on water needs to see this film , it is true awful ....
And he amongst a cast who don't really show their profession to the best ...
Boston Kickout. Terrible.
Oh and watching Pulp Fiction now for about the tenth time. Still great.
Watched Jackie Brown tonight....... wow it is shit!!!!!
Worst house ever.
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A house I don't like.
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Opinions.....what are they and how do they work?????
Late entrant?
Tom B - Member - Block User
Watched Jackie Brown tonight....... wow it is shit!!!!!
I love it *shrugs*
Freddy got fingered.
'LOOK AT ME DADDY! I'M A FARMER!'
For that reason alone, you are 1000% wrong.
Too many contenders for worst ever, but I remember walking out of Robin Hood (Crowe) at the cinema in disgust. The final in the Matrix trilogy was pretty much a travesty too, following the brilliance of the first.
Interstellar
There Will be Blood
The Mist
Just for starters.
Anything on ScyFy.
Watched Jackie Brown tonight....... wow it is shit!!!!!
😯
Tarantino's tightest script and most restrained film out of all the ones he's made and you think it's the worst film ever?
I experienced it yesterday when the missus took me to the cinema
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2
Ran out of ice cream in the first five minutes and after an hour i wanted to eat a bullet
Water World. I do like a bit of Kevin but walked out of cinema for this one.
And that people can't tell a bad film from one they didn't enjoy.
Oooh. Hark at he! Went to film school did we?
I can very easily tell a bad film from one I didn't enjoy; I don't go to see films that I know from the subject matter/storyline/genre that I won't enjoy it.
And I don't have to have gone to film school for that, I'm perfectly capable of making my own mind up, which is why I've only seen a tiny percentage of all of the films mentioned here.
As someone said earlier, there's a definite case of people mixing up films that they didn't enjoy with worst film ever.
Deadpool? Bloody excellent film, everyone involved is clearly enjoying every second of it, the whole breaking the fourth wall aspect is just so well done, it's a comic book film that knows it's a comic book film, and rejoices in the fact.
Biggest money earner of the whole Marvel universe so far, as I understand it, for reasons that should be abundantly clear to anyone.
About as sexy as watching a dinner lady whip up a vat of instant mashed potato.
I have the strangest...
Thanks for the insight into the murkier recesses of your psyche, Cougar, that got a genuine lol from me, just a good thing I wasn't eating or drinking anything at the time! 😆
The worst film I've seen is Knocked Up.
Haven't seen every film made so couldn't possibly say if it is the Worst Film Ever.
We went to see High Rise the other night (bloody brilliantly WTF twisted!) but saw the trailer for [url= http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/most-people-wondering-why-batman-would-possibly-be-against-superman-20160324107478 ]this utter nonsense[/url]
It surely has to be a potential contender?
They changed the story too much in The Iron Giant, but it's still not the worst film ever.
The Crying Game. Won a frickin Oscar. Utter shite film.
mrmoofo - Member
Jupiter Ascending ...
Anyone who think Hiddleston walks on water needs to see this film , it is true awful ....
And he amongst a cast who don't really show their profession to the best ...
Certainly got through my test of crap film as when watching it on DVD I went out made dinner and din't bother pausing it.
Drac - Moderator
Interstellar
A truly awesome film - have to say given the crap around how even if you didn't like t/get it could put it down as the worst
Jackie Brown is a good film to go back and watch again
The Amazing Spiderman, the one with Andrew Garfield.
Really cliched, his acting was pretty ropy.
Only saving grace was Emma Stone...
Point Break did annoy me but it took a while for to realise what the weird nagging in my head was. Then it clicked...
... When was the last time you saw any extreme sports person doing their thing without a GoPro...?
Were they invented when Point Break was made?
Edit, didn't realise it had been remade.
*REmade?
Yes.
I might have already said this, but surely the actual answer is Pearl Harbour by M.Bay?
Yep still Wayne's World; on the other hand liked Bill & Ted.
Dancing with Wolves Oh my giddy aunt that film is so up its own haddock.
Titanic is a bag of cheap dog poop
Avengers is nothing like the comics. Burn them, burn them all (the actors not the comics)
Anyone who think Hiddleston walks on water needs to see this film , it is true awful ....
And he amongst a cast who don't really show their profession to the best ...
The divine Mr Hiddlestone isn't in that film - do you mean Oscar botherer Eddie Redmayne?
And yes, Jupiter Ascending is massively guff - some lovely set and costume design, but a terrible, terrible film.
Lucy. Or anything by Adam Sandler he made after The Wedding Singer...
I watched 47 Ronin last night. That must be a contender for the title.
This is so comically bad that it becomes strangely compelling...
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I don't know what was the most preposterous bit? Brad Pitt as a senior UN bod, or Israel depicted as the all-inclusive multicultural epicentre of world peace? 😆
World War Z - Hordes of savage zombies rampage through George Square in Glasgow.
Nobody notices. 😉
10'000 BC
Somehow it gets 5.1 out of 10 on IMDB & 8% by Rotten Tomatoes.
Lucy
Good call. The first 30mins are pretty good then it's WTF for the rest for rest of the film.
Yeah that film just went bat shit mental.
The worst film I've seen is Knocked Up.
I saw that on a plane. Behind the typical slapstick guff was an interesting sub-story. Which is that guy's trademark, I think (Apatow).