Who's ever had a warning off the mods?

Anyone here had regular detention at school and/or received the cane?

I used to get detention all the time. To young to get the cane (at school in a bad way).

Mostly it was for "childish pranks". Occasionally for "dangerous pranks". 😀

I got a warning for a poor taste joke. I've never stopped enjoy the cane though 🙂

Anyone here had regular detention at school and/or received the cane?

both most weeks – usually for fighting

Yes! I punched through a internal window once along with climbing on the roof! I'd also (10yrs old) let off a fire alarm as it said 'smash glass to activate'. So out of curiosity I pushed against the perspex and it stayed intact and simply slid back into the button. Oops.

I had detention quite a few times, the worst for jumping out a groundfloor window during a lesson geting naked and running round the school field. Would have got away with that one if some tosser hadn't grabbed my clothes and shut the window.
Not much of a defense when you have to walk round then knock on the class door cupping ya nads 😳

pmsl!

Anyone here had regular detention at school and/or received the cane?

Cane, for walking on the 1st XI cricket pitch. 😆

Detention in the winter was combing the rugby pitches for stones.

cupping ya nads

Where did you find the cup? In the canteen? 😉

Detention in the winter was combing the rugby pitches for stones.

😯

i had the cane – or belt as it was in Scotland -0 in school.
No ban /warning …I am a good lad.
I did once report one of my own posts though but heard nothing …it is a long dull story but apparently I can call Pete Townshend a Paedo as long as I clarify that by this I mean he is /was on the sex offenders register

we got more than the cane at kirk levington dc……….. 😉

Junkyard. He isnt? Even though they found evidence of explicit nature on his personal pc? I know he said he was using the images for 'research purposes for a book' and he too was effected as a child. Im sure they all say that. Nice.

"I was one of the last apparently to enjoy the cane"

why doesn't that surprise me?

Two threads that I started were swiftly removed but no ban, must try harder it seems.

Got a weekend ban once. It was a long time ago. I was a different person then…

I once had a detention for repeatdly laughing in sex education/Biology class. I remember the teacher asking me to 'grow up'. I was about 12 FFS. Bloody lefty idiot.

Banned once for 24 hrs, for posting a link to a video, every swear word from the Sopranos compiled into a 20 minute swearathon despite the fact I'd labelled the link NSFW, still rankles a bit, someone complained apparently ;shrugs;

The reasoning behind bannings and warnings on here are to a level playing field as a level playing field is to the Himalayas, as far as I can make out. Apparently, he "bites back" if he thinks you've "poked" him… 😕

I had a warning from the Mods:

"Touch my scooter and I'll kill ya!"

I got banned once for mentioning a website which must not be mentioned.

That geetee whatever it is should have been banned for something he said about me imo.

Apparently, he "bites back" if he thinks you've "poked" him.

I had a girlfriend that used to do that. She was a bit mental tho.

I got a warning for mentioning the 'A' word

The 'A' word that blocks certain things on websites….

I have glided through my posting career totally untouched, despite routine swearing. There was one post which I expected to get kicked out for but I got away with it.

Got cained, slippered and paddled at school. As well as a slap across the face from a couple of teachers. No probs as it was all deserved.

Loooong time ago a weekend ban for getting into a heated argument over nothing.

hora – Member

I once had a detention for repeatdly laughing in sex education/Biology class. I remember the teacher asking me to 'grow up'. I was about 12 FFS. Bloody lefty idiot.

would you act any differently now?

got suspended a couple of times. had a telling off. can't remember what for. guessed i could check my old emails, but can't be arsked.

Is Kaesae still banned or what??

Yep I got moaned at for something I had said to a

nickc – Member

Loooong time ago a weekend ban for getting into a heated argument over nothing.

Sounds familiar…

Not yet, which is surprising seeing as I swear enough to make a squaddie sound like a rather fey poet and take the pi$$ out of everything. Unless it's techincal bike geek stuff, in which case I'll be serious for about 30 seconds 😀

Bimbler – Member

Banned once for 24 hrs, for posting a link to a video, every swear word from the Sopranos compiled into a 20 minute swearathon

Bimbler, you legend, thanks for pointing me to THIS[/url]. It's not for kids, it's not for work, it's not to be watched while eating and if you don't like swearing, don't click the link.

I know someone who received a year ban for pretending to arrange some fisticuffs with another poster and posting photographs of rainy locations in the middle of the night claiming the other poster hadn't turned up for the scrap.

Guy i ride with got banned for posting up a code which got rid of the annoying adverts on your screen. He thought it was kin funny and i don't think he's been back on here since.

OK.
I confess.
I was given a year’s ASBO on a web wedding web site for telling a bride the truth.
They did not like that one bit. You & your wedding .co or some such.

Latterly I joined a professional society and was very disappointed to find it seemed to be set up to extract £ from the members although the members did not see it for all the smoking mirrors.
The directors never seemed to answer members’ questions fully and under the surface it was a most unhappy place.
About a week ago, disappointed with the society, I delivered a most effective EMO hand grenade and never went back.
I gather they are still deciding if I need keel-hauling & some are so up in arms they can’t see the wood for the trees. Some were talking legal action.
Mind you, for many I think it’s the first time they’ve ever seen such an effective EMO grenade. I’m rather proud of it!

Over on BM, a twit call Dylan got banned about a year ago.
He'd been telling various members he was going to kill them; although that was just the tip of his rather disturbed iceberg.
His last post was all about his dogging in Cannock Chase – or not. They finally closed him down.
Oh, but did we have some fun!

42 made a bit of a name for himself a while back.

I think the mods are all insultive.

.

So what swear words cant you use then ?

Ti29er – since your sins are nowt to do with THIS forum, give us some juicy details…

bug5er
shyte
****
****
boolax
c*cknazi
tw*t

all these words are accepted

Banned? Not me.