Whats your buffet etiquette ?

if you eat slowly your stomach will tell you that you’re full earlier.

Come on; we’re endurance athletes on here. Are you telling me that when you’re on a ride when your legs start telling you they’re tired, then you have to stop? Of course not, we’ve trained our bodies over time to ignore the discomfort, to push on through that barrier. It’s a mental toughness that comes with experience, but you can continue, and you will. Pick up your plate and overcome!!

Go in early, go in fast, go in hard, eat it all.

nuclear buffet: Each round has a hlaf life.

Round 1: take 1 of everything you like.
round 2: take 1 of the best 50% from round 1
repeat forever.

It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Pace yourself.

As already mentioned. Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight…..

There isn’t an industrial bakery in the country that could supply ‘too much’ pastry based buffet loveliness

Anything and everything, except prawns and rice. Too many second showings of those during the “wedding season”.

At a Pizza Hut lunch buffet a while ago, after getting up for 5th 2nds, the waiter brought a large pizza over to our table with “there you go big man, save your legs”.

I wear that like a badge of honour. 😆

bigblackshed 😯 – hero status

* doffs cap in respectful awe at bigblackshed *

We are truly in the presence of greatness chaps