I’ll tell you what it isn’t.
It isn’t this fine entry to the 2002 Fernie Cardboard Downhill Derby; the sleek, aerodynamic Castle Fast.
Despite its slick base, roomy 4 berth interior, rear turret spoilers and it’s hugely impressive string-wound rotary drawbridge raising mechanism, I underestimated the amount of loose snow in the bottom of the halfpipe and four of us had to leave the castle halfway down the course and pull it the rest of the way. We did win best costume, though!
Just over Rich’s left shoulder you can see the first tier of a 30ft high model of the Eiffel Tower, exquisitely rendered in cardboard, string and duct-tape. That went pretty nicely.