What job do you do?

I help with projects to rape motherearth of her precious hydrocarbons and deliver them to the enery avaricious.

I find the question ‘do you enjoy your job’ to be made up of mutually exclusive elements

FMCG packaging designer. Mostly on deodorant aerosols, including that brand that had the Lucy Pinder adverts banned last week.

Offshore Medic, Registered Nurse, and Labour hater.

Yeah but at least the gyms are good and some have Starbucks in them. The one in Farnborough would serve excellent steaks with cold veg, and it would take ages.

I spent 8 months here last year, it looks like I’m going to spend another 6 here this time, in all of that time I can honestly say I’ve never had a good steak.

Gyms are good though, never been able to get on a spin class though. Closest I’ve got is 4th reserve.

Currently residing in joblesstrackworld. Can’t say I recommend it.

Draughtsman – I put composite windows into holes, make sure they stay put and don’t leak.

Only started earlier this year, before that it was 3D modelling and CNC programming.

Work in oil and gas. I was offshore for a wee while but at Leith docks just now doing pipe coatings. Ruff,tuff stuff. I also used to hurt folk badly as well – I liked that job.

I’m an ‘engineer’. [how non-descript!]

I basically price and deliver additional works on top of our contracted scope which is the main profit maker for the company i work for.

Fairly boring when there’s not much on.

CNC Machinist

I design flight deck lighting systems and visual landing aids for rotary and fixed wing pilots landing on frigates and aircraft carriers.

Used to be a freelance project manager in the 2nd fix game. Commercial premises.

These days I am a coroprate drop out, full time biker and bossman at All Mountain Venture[/url]

I own/run/manage a classic car restoration/race prep business (fab fun), and an estate management services company (shite – no work about).

But really, I most enjoy chopping trees down >cue “I’m a lumberjack” jokes<

Bank breaking, stock gambling, expenses defrauding over paid paramedic… I wouldn’t bother trying to be one, there’s no jobs, no development, no future and no decent pension in it, also you end up highly trained to do nothing but paramedic work, anything else clinical requires retraining.

If I could do it all again I’d be a plumber. At least my toilet would work!

Gardener

I make frikkin lasers

I design stadiums

Technology innovation for a mobile telco. Essentially sourcing new and exciting things and trying to convince other people in the company to put it into production.

I’m an electrician, run a small buisness 70% domestic 30% commercial markets. I employ 1 electrician & 1 1st year apprentice

I make frikkin lasers

Do you make them for sharks?? Sharks with frikkin laser beams??

Clinical applications specialist for a global medical devices company

Most evenings am a labour supporting internet agony uncle,offering free and un biased advice on a multitude of problems, along with various humourous quips and stories.

Lady Gresley would you stand on my corner …..

Software Team Leader, currently working on aircraft power distribution…. dull, but pays for bikes.

Dave

Lifestyle Guru/Fisherman

🙂

I run a Bespoke furniture design business
and make things like this free standing bookcase
and the overly large Chalk Board in the background.

People who know me by my job title think I’m the son of Satan and all the Western world’s problems are the fault of me and my colleagues…
People who actually know me think I’m a really nice guy 🙂

Automotive design Engineer.

Currently working on a wagon version of an exec car produced by a premium manuf in Cov.

Pics of an early prototype appearing auto express last week I think.

Its a living…

Lucky physiotherapist here waiting to get my gold plated pension when I’m about 70 but enough of that.

Full time NHS, great team and enjoy the job but I’m getting increasing disillusioned with the NHS …

Course is extremely difficult to get on, especially as there are no course fees to pay

I’m a bicycle mechanic, wheel builder and sometimes photographer

Oggles I used to fill those products

sprootlet – Member
Lucky physiotherapist here waiting to get my gold plated pension when I’m about 70 but enough of that.

Full time NHS, great team and enjoy the job but I’m getting increasing disillusioned with the NHS …

Course is extremely difficult to get on, especially as there are no course fees to pay

Superb reply and good luck Tomorrow 😉

I help anyone who pays me to become stronger, slimmer, faster, harder, and sometimes to win more stuff by advising either them or their team or various companies in sport about training, mental skills and nutrition. From average people to professionals and polo to F1. Quite competitive and lots work is gained by contacts and referrals. I enjoy the actual work but not the cash-flow challenges and admin kind of stuff that comes with being self employed. But reckon I’m pretty much unemployable.

Various sides to my job… At its most basic, I’m a degree salesman- helping run open days, student visits and such. At the other end, we get people into university who otherwise wouldn’t- sorting out visa issues, helping students get scholarships etc, or linking up with colleges to get their graduates into degree courses (which should happen a lot more than it does) And a load of dull admin stuff to keep all that going.

Happy with it? Yeah, when it’s good it’s good. In fact when it’s best, it’s fantastic- graduation days etc. At worst, it’s boring, but never actually bad. But I’m pretty aware I’m getting paid drastically less than I should (or, possibly, doing work I shouldn’t be) which is a wee bit of a downer.

I sell drugs. Legal ones.

I specify, design, code, test and integrate software for operating spacecraft.

I spend most days standing around on street corners.
I don’t earn very much.
Chugger?

No, would it help if I add I don’t wear any knickers?

Bike messenger.

Self employed Carpenter
and love my job…. 😀

TimP – Member
Structural engineer but it won’t get you any recognition on here…

It would if you worked for Orange 😉

I find out what people are thinking. It’s not as exciting as it sounds, but it’s not as boring as you’d think.

Lady Gresley – Member

I spend most days standing around on street corners.
I don’t earn very much.

Chugger?

No, would it help if I add I don’t wear any knickers?
I can’t decide on the best response to this.
– yes, yes it does
– are you *actually* a lady?
– I always wondered if the chuggers actually interesting; now I know they are
– surely that’s got to be unhealthy on the bike

I build supermarkets.

Student, but currently on placement, I do design and layups and stuff for materials/textiles. Work clothes for harsh environments, flameproof/high temp stuff, bags, tool-cases, that sort of stuff.

I didn’t have a bra on today, what is it with the girls on this site 🙄 😆

I hurt people

mostly physically

great pension though

You’re in the Met?