Web-based filth question

A spam-monger is barraging my hotmail account with intriguing emails. Today I had one offering to show me an entire indian tribe interfering with a horse, and “pert teens” having unnatural relations with, of all things, a monkey.

Now, I am pretty naive about the internet. Most of my consumption of lewd material involves buying pencil drawings of naked ladies from italian women on ebay, and I once downloaded a grainy 43-second video allegedly showing sexual intercourse onto my mobile telephone after paying £3 for the privilege.

I am aware that there is altogether racier material available on the internet, but are people really watching teens having intercourse with monkeys? And even if there are, why the hell does someone think I might be interested?

Seriously, the mind boggles.

😯

monkeys rule. there should be more monkeys on the internet.

Yesterday it was “spiteful dogs” sodomising a housewife.

those dogs will really take it out on you given half a chance.

Might be used to demostrate the origin of Aids…

monkeys rule. there should be more monkeys on the internet.

You won’t get an argument from me on that one

“spiteful dogs”

Marvelous 😀

spiteful dogs aren’t so bad, it’s the vaguely malicious gerbils that anger me.

‘different strokes’ and all that.
I think that what the majority now classes as sexually normal has somewhat changed due to the net.
we are now becoming a minority.
-what you talking about willis?-

When you say that you’re intrigued, I guess you answered your own question. See you down the zoo next week? 😉

With the ready availability of pornography on the internet now, people quickly get desensitized and need a new thrill – for example I quickly went from page3.com to oneleggeddwarvegangbangedbybolivians.com

Man you get way more interesting spam than me.

I only ever get “Hallo, we am youre bank. Please to reply with acount number and password. Thanking.”

They don’t think you are interested. They think that perhaps one or two of the millions of people to whom they have sent the same spam, might be interested. They’re probably right.

Alternatively, someone’s analysed your interweb searches and put 2+2 together and gotten 56.

There’s enough free stuff out there for you to find without paying, – or so I’m told. 😕

You don’t need the interweb. Imagine my horror when last night I was channel hopping and happened upon 2 men pleasuring a male pig and then impregnating a female pig.

It’s the thin end of the wedge I tell you.

I made this website thing at college based on some funny spam emails – its pretty shonky though

http://sourpuss.info/marketing101.html

btw you don’t really have to put in any card details etc!

Where have you been leaving your email address in order to get offers of horse porn?

( just out of curiosity, you understand )

‘different strokes’ and all that.

That made me laugh!

You had more than a passing interest in this thread I presume ‘Monkeyfiend’?

The internet holds many fascinations, but as far as real life goes (for me)if they dont consent, then its a no-no.
Have they got some kind of ‘monkey whisperer’ on the set to make sure it doesnt go too far ?!?
-hmm Have to check the end credits for that one-

2 men pleasuring a male pig and then impregnating a female pig

I stumbled across this one too.

I think it might have also been one of those ‘snuff movies’ coz the pig got it in the end, and I don’t think all that blood was special effects…

Shocking what gets on telly thesedays.

The sickness didn’t stop there. They then cooked it and ate it.

what if it was a hairy teen having relations with a pert monkey?

Would that make it better BD?

I think that what the majority now classes as sexually normal has somewhat changed due to the net.
we are now becoming a minority.

Who are/is/what ‘we‘?

‘we’
ok, me, Im a minority. Based on no evidence what so ever.

I openend this thinking it was going to be about this new ‘extreme’ pornography law.

Interesting debate though.

Has the net revealed what we’ve always been or encouraged us to change?

Probably a bit of both*

There’s a list circulating somewhere entitled ‘Only in Porn’, you know the kind of thing..

I guess there has always been a danger that without being ‘taught’ or ‘learing through experience’ teenagers will grow up thinking your average ‘porn’ encounter is ‘normal’.

I’ve always thought it funny how porn reflects a country’s true physche i.e US = fake boobs,fake hair, fake ‘ooh yeah ride me baby’. German = gimp masks, nasty BDSM, urination etc!

Go to efukt, then watch some of their vids. You’ll never look at pron (or women for that matter) again.

I am currently in the broom cupboard hugging my knees & rocking back & forth.

No thanks, mos.
It doesn’t appeal to me, I’m dull, boring & vanilla, and married.
And very content

I’ve chanced across horse porn before (OK, my mate bluetoothed it to me. On request). One was straight intercourse and the other was a bj ( both horse vs woman). Both made me feel quite ill, so if anyone is pulling themselves off over that kind of stuff I’m not going outside anymore. Also, the rumour is the girl who had sex with the horse apparently died from internal damage, just in case anyone was thinking of trying it… Of course it might just be a rumour to heighten the arousal of those weirdos chomping at the bit, so to speak.

In the dark old days of the internet, when you had to wait half an hour to download a new bra advert with Kylie in it, a friend sent me an incredibly detailed set of instructions on the best way to get jiggy with a horse. It was very well thought out, but I didn’t try it out.

Andy has a very interesting point. I cannot now find a link, but I recall recently reading of a study that had been done involving a large number of men of relatively limited sexual experience being told to have sex with a woman (who I think was a porn actress who had been hired for the experiment). These chaps did not know they were being filmed or something. About 85% if memory serves wanted to ejaculate over the woman’s face or breasts. Apparently something like 20% of “normal” women are OK with that. I.E, the practice, while ubiquitous in pornography is not a mainstay of actual sex involving actual people. So maybe the monkey thing is not a necessary part of being a copmplete sexual being either…

🙂