Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity

Wun Hung Lo I assume?

This thread is like my ex. Keeps floating to the surface

You should weigh the body down with bricks.

I see your bull and raise you a boar.

mrsfry – Member
This thread is like my ex. Keeps floating to the surface

You need chicken wire and 4 bags of cement.
Just don’t ask me how I know this…..

You’ve done well OP, but the big test will be you’re next thread 😀

the big test will be you’re next thread

Grammar’s always a big test, too.

*re-reads 15 times before posting whilst fully expecting he’s missed something*

Nowt wrong with me grammer, it was the autocorrect (honestly)

Nowt wrong with me grammer, it was the autocorrect (honestly).

FTFY

CBARAT, so – It happened to a mate of mine once and despite his reluctance in the end they were fine. Despite the missing digits obvs.

mrsfry – Member
This thread is like my ex. Keeps floating to the surface

You need chicken wire and 4 bags of cement.
Just don’t ask me how I know this….. [/quote]
No no no what you need is pigs… but they don’t eat the teeth allegedly

And if a Sulatana is a Sultan’s wife is a Mandarina the wife of a Mandarin?

If it takes a fly a week to walk a fortnight, how long does it take to sandpaper an elephant down to a greyhound?

Sorry Ive forgotten how to light my wood burner and I’m having a bit of trouble making a nice cup of coffee……can anyone please help?

Apparently pigs are good but crayfish are the shizzle

Are you sure this is a roll and not a bap, bun, barnsley bit burger or another wierd northern thing

Morning roll actuuallly

Anyway,what about Joe Cocker

Looks like a barm bake that, or a barm biscuit, or something.. I dunno.

A flowery bap?

Did someone mention baps?

Hold on,could it be the rare and much sought after cob?

*squints*

nah.

took 4 pages before we got to pictures of farmyard bollocks…which is restrained. Well done.

Buns. Not quit baps. And most certainly not a roll.

+1 for raisins .. or baps… or something

Matt,you are out of focus

Matt,you are out of focus

Arent’t we all?

Oven bottoms.

You bunch of pheasant

Somebody’s poisoned the water hole.

Mrs fry you need one of these

possibly 😀

Ah! The Makita Anal Intruder! ^^^^^
Not seen one those since Bangkok….

looks more like a scrotavator to me.

It has more to do with the second part of MrsFry’s post but also linked to the first..

I fancy a Subaru Impreza but do they come with matching Subaru rally jacket or do I have to find my own?

It has more to do with the second part of MrsFry’s post but also linked to the first..

You are not a government meat inspector, you sir are a pheasant plucker.

OI!! He resembles that comment!

You are not a government meat inspector, you sir are a pheasant plucker.

….but, pleasant with it.

….but, pleasant with it.

I’ll have you know, he’s a very vigorous plucker

(I have the box set)

Did any of you do any work today?

Will no one think of the children? Or kittens?

Did any of you do any work today?

Nope.

Mind you, I am currently unemployed, so I think that’s allowed.