Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity

Is Babylon 5 a big pile of shit?

No its a large raisin. Or do I mean sultana? Damn!

Mandarins are mandarins and oranges are oranges. Everything else is a mixture of the two

What proportion of mandarin and orange makes chicken?

who remembers those massive threads that walleater, sui etc used to produce ?

moly, it’s lemon chicken obvz, and lemon is 2:1 by weight, orange:raisin

When life gives you melons make…erm…..melonade 8)

stevemuzzy – Member
Should i get the audi in white?

Will it clash with the 5?

Who discovered you get milk from cows..

And what do you think they were doing at the time?

1981miked – Member
Who discovered you get milk from cows..

And what do you think they were doing at the time?

Pig climber.
One wonders what his ancestors did.

^ Probably related to David Cameron

That killed it 🙄

Jeremy Corbyn blows goats. I have proof.

(We’re on to politics now, this is going to run and run…)

No this thread is just resting.

But George Clark would kick Kevin McCloud round the room if they had a fight…

But wouldn’t George’s missus risk getting pregnant?

He looks a lot like a historically uniformed doll. If I made those dolls I’d sue him for using my dolls’ likeness

CaptainFlashhearts codpiece isn’t made from 100% cod 🙁

Anyone want 30 litres of parsley sauce

What do you do when your shrimp is are out of control?

Anyone want 30 litres of parsley sauce

That’s a twenty-footer

Trout mask replica didn’t contain any trout?

Do blind dogs chase white sticks?

Who decided CAPITAL LETTERS IS SHOUTING?

Wow, is this thread still going! Ironically impressive.

IT IS, ISN’T IT!!!!!!11

When a tree falls when nobody is around does it still make a noise?

Not if it lands on a bed of raisins sultanas oranges and mandarins

Is the tree on a treadmill?

Is it then excluded from pudding?

What’s everyone’s favourite pudding?

I think it’s a close call between homemade sticky toffee pudding or a nice chunk of hot chocolate fudge cake with a scoop of vanilla ice cream..

Double post

Damn.. 2 posts* late for taking on to page 4.

Still 4 pages of pretty much bugger all!

*strealth edit as phone had a flounce and stopped working.

VW vans are better than transits and other crappy face-lifted 10 year old design vans. Discuss! 😛

The government is doing a cracking job. Discuss! 😛

(That’ll keep it going)

Sod all that boring guff.. What happened to the guy who was “designing” a Ti frame? Did he just give up and buy an off the peg frame or is he busy learning to weld so he can build the beast?

The thread that truly keeps on giving.

And defeating all the wannabe Thread Killers.

Na, you’ve come on here now, thats it dead

Goats are boring.

This thread is like my ex. Keeps floating to the surface

Bull specific,also available in powder form.

A Lorne Sausage with Black Pudding in it.

Do i win the internet?

Type 15 – The Glaswegian

Only if it was on a roll.

15 – The Glaswegian

What do I win?

A kiss