Wally's walking in middle of road – what would you have done?

"Mmoooovveeee wankersssss" shouted quite loudly on the approach usually works quite well. Followed by a loud "Fücking @rseholes" as I pass someone doing this, or a pedlemming who "didn't see you" when they were crossing the road.

Some reassurance for the folk coming on the Winchester Forum Ride that I am organising …

I will be getting language lessons

Our route will take in this lovely little spot and, you never know, we may spy Captain Flashheart cos one of his fave's pubs is here. 8)

Seriously DO NOT BE AFRAID!

Terry Wrist – Member
"move because I'm not stopping"Great idea.

Yes, thats the same.
twonk.

Unclip and kick the nearest one in the nuts while riding past, then sprint away! Job done. 😆