I’m expecting a parcel to arrive sometime soonish, and my doorbell rang about an hour ago, so I rush to the door to find some youngster dishing out cards for the local Conservative candidate, first one I’ve seen in forever. He barely gets eight words out and I tell him “not a chance” and shut the door.
I’m actually quite shocked, it has the feeling that a rout is about to happen
I’m shocked, shocked I tell you! Well, not that shocked. In fact, not shocked at all, really. 🤔
I think ‘rout’ is going to be an understatement. Even my spellcheck does, it predicted those exact words!