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  • nickc
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    There’s talk in the media o the Tories hoping that decreases in inflation and an ‘improving’ economy are going to give them a boost if they go to the polls in the Summer.

    Either that’s some pretty desperate spin, or they really are that delusional/trapped in their own special echo chamber that they think at this point anything is going to changes folks minds about which party they’ll vote for.

    MoreCashThanDash
    Full Member

    Yeah, no chance. Time to go out on my bike and kill with impunity!

    It just gets better!

    dakuan
    Free Member

    theres only so much time you can spend contemplating extending your life by drowing next month rather than shooting yourself today.

    n0b0dy0ftheg0at
    Free Member

    If 4th July is the day and you plan/are doing postal votes, just a heads up, as things stand Royal Mail plan to run lower contract hours from part way through June until September (their new “seasonal variation” plan).

    If you still need to apply for a postal vote, get it done ASAP!

    If you have a postal vote, don’t delay sending it!

    Klunk
    Free Member

    kimbers
    Full Member

    Presumably an election in early July will mean that there is a chance that the Criminal Justice Act, including the IDS amendments, will not have time to make it through parliament?

    they do a rush job by putting everything they can through with minimal scrutiny………… what can go wrong!?!

    scuttler
    Full Member

    remember applying for a postal vote still means you can drop it off at the polling station on the day so effectively hedging on whether you will / won’t be there.

    grahamt1980
    Full Member

    Go on you spineless little ****, call it!

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    Klunk
    Free Member

    he’s doing the announcement  inside as it’s raining, ah bless :?

    Klunk
    Free Member

    Klunk
    Free Member

    though that did see the return of the previous incumbent 5 yrs later!

    Klunk
    Free Member

    Is it because they can only probably get 1 rwandan flight total around say 1st July ?

    Klunk
    Free Member

    Drac
    Full Member

    Inflation at a low they’re feast on that on their broadcasts, completely ignoring the high they had.

    pk13
    Full Member

    It’s on like donkey Kong

    Klunk
    Free Member

    it’s going to be in the rain after all

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    crazy-legs
    Full Member

    If you have a postal vote, don’t delay sending it!

    Another note about votes (based on my role in counting votes for the EMCCA Mayoral election).

    Don’t spoil it, don’t vote for the “joke candidate just for a laugh”, don’t write anything funny or rude on it.

    It doesn’t “send a message”; the only person reading it is some poor harassed Count Assistant and it goes into a polling box marked “spoiled”.
    No-one else reads it, the Prime Minister doesn’t get to see your witticisms, your local MP doesn’t get to see that you’ve called them a ****.

    Literally the only thing that “sends a message” is a cross in the correct box!

    Klunk
    Free Member

    Poopscoop
    Full Member

    I wondered if the Tories have considered the negative impact of calling it on 4th July, independence day?

    I can imagine the memes and posters Labour can come up with on this! !😂

    Independence from a tyrannical party/aliens etc.

    Hold on guys, apart from from obviously great memes to come, this is going to get nasty, with the Tories throwing all the shit and division they can at this to mitigate an extinction level theat.

    I can honestly see an MP getting into bother out of the streets whilst campaigning.

    Going to be a long Summer…

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    bennyboy1
    Free Member

    This has started more like a resignation speech.

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    kimbers
    Full Member

    KlunkFree Member
    Is it because they can only probably get 1 rwandan flight total around say 1st July ?

    they could hold it off to the 5th July, then we could deport all of the Tories?

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    suburbanreuben
    Free Member

    Remember, the tory faithful offer free lifts to the polling booth should you request one, usually in a flash motor, so you can arrive in style…

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    pk13
    Full Member

    Lol on the sound bombing

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    scuttler
    Full Member

    LOLOCOPTERZ

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    greyspoke
    Free Member

    Brilliant background music!

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    a11y
    Full Member

    Is Rishi D:Reaming?!

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    kimbers
    Full Member

    Sunak getting drowned by the rain & drowned out by D-Ream

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    Poopscoop
    Full Member

    Even God is pissing on Sunak!😂

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    richardkennerley
    Full Member

    I got 9/1 on a July election with paddy power a while ago so I’m due to land £30 here! 🤣 (Currently offering £27 to cash out early)

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    creakingdoor
    Free Member

    The poor man’s suit’s soaked. Bless!

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    Drac
    Full Member

    Weaponised immigration.

    ****!

    ernielynch
    Free Member

    What happened to the geezer with the brolly?

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    Klunk
    Free Member

    don’t let the door hit you on the way out

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    pk13
    Full Member

    Party political broadcast.

    T*wt

    richardkennerley
    Full Member

    Bingo, I win! 🤑😜😜🤣

    vlad_the_invader
    Full Member

    Was D:ream supposed to be inspiring him/us or was someone trolling him by playing their car stereo loud! 😆😆😆

    munkyboy
    Free Member

    Is the music deliberate? Was that not newlabours soundtrack?

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    a11y
    Full Member

    Oh **** off! Seriously, get the **** out and shut up before I fill my **** swear jar. What a **** pile of horseshit coming out of his mouth.

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    scaredypants
    Full Member

    That’s one of the funniest outside broadcasts I’ve seen anywhere 🤣

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    bennyboy1
    Free Member

    ‘Hard earned economic stability’.

    Eff off and goodbye.

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