Toilet with a powerful flush – recommendations please

Two 25 year old loos here. Downstairs conventional flush. Upstairs is converted to a soft flush. Existing handle but completely new flush mechanism. Its basically a flap that opens up and the flow is really good. It’s also a soft press on the handle. Brilliant. Hold down for long flush. I’ll look it up.

Fluid Master Adjusta Flush system.

I got a “Good Home Winam” rimless bog installed this year (B&Q brand)

Don’t get one of them.

Got to be a Saniflo 33. Now this little babe can cope with anything, and I mean anything

Can you get them to spray GT85 on the sides and surface of the water pre-dump, then the log is lubed as it enters the water, and goes round the bend like a wet otter

Surely you have them prep their hoops with a brush of oil pre motion to coat the forbidden wispa and ease it’s passage to the sea?

Depending on clubcard deals you should be able to pick up a litre for under a tenner. Personally I’d go with Tesco’s own ‘Light in colour’ olive oil, it’s effective and has a low viscosity.

Got to be a Saniflo 33. Now this little babe can cope with anything, and I mean anything

I never trust a Saniflo. It is always full of sh*t….

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Prunes…

I checked, and no brand names on any of the porcelain. All the cisterns are hidden behind tiled walls too. So I guess they are made to be reliable!

Why not a non stick shit pan?

I’ve heard of people spraying the inside of the bowl with WD40 after cleaning it.

Hmm..WD40 the bowl….interesting. Y’ know the old ‘what tyres/chain lube for [insert season]’ threads? Maybe we could start a ´what toilet bowl lube/abrasive medium for sticky dumps’ thread? Only of the environmentally friendly sort mind – olive oil is my current fave suggestion 😁

Our first house had an outside toilet with a high level cistern, about 8ft above ground with a chain pull. Nothing ever got stuck.

similar modern bogs (all brass fittings and very designer) are available and our next refurb will have one. All the comments about several flushes rings true in our ‘modern’ water saving facilities..

I’ve heard of people spraying the inside of the bowl with WD40 after cleaning it.

Instead of spraying the landing strip how about the under carriage? Assume that’s what the straw taped to the side of a can is for 

Just build a small extension so that there is no u-bend. Like a wising well but for poo!

Is this going to be an STW getting divorced thread in ~18 months time?