Things from the past you'd like to try.

Penny Farthings.

The blackout.

Lardy cake.

Laudanum.

Amongst many others….

Having a slave.
Receiving a telegram.
My first girlfriend.

Burning witches and maybe the black death?

Sending the kids out to work

Burning witches and maybe the black death?

Having a slave.

Sending the kids out to work

We’re not at home to Mr Nasty.

Let’s think positive, ok?

Empire & Opium

Riding a motorbike to donnington, racing it through the stone bridge, riding home.

Albatross

Debauchery.
Riding a 26″ wheeled mountain bike.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulton_surface-to-air_recovery_system

Kylie

Smoking in a pub.

Fly on Concorde.

Rape and pillage. Them vikings had all the fun!

I tried lardy cake and it was **** disgusting. I think i’d rather have slavery back than lardy cake

I think I’d like to experience old time properness. I’d also like to be considered a “good chap” for having a ‘tache rather than looking like a paedo.

Bregante – Member

Albatross

Well, if you mean the plane I’d prefer a Camel.

If the track, it’s still available.

taking a Bentley Speed Six around the full Brooklands brick track

Fly on Concorde

Shag a 30yr old Jenny Agutter

Marilyn Monroe.

Nancy Sinatra.

Farrah Fawcett.

Kim Basinger.

Audrey Hepburn……………. the list goes on!

Rolf Harris

Meeting all the dear leaders good and bad … 😆

Not having a computer/iphone etc.

Just for a bit like, I remember sitting under my mums desk when we couldn’t get a babysitter. Just a desk with a phone and an ashtray and a massive blotter thing covered in phone numbers.

I can’t conceive of it anymore.

TJ. 😯

rusty Spanner – I take your earlier criticism on board and have given it a little more thought…

I think i’d perhaps like to start turning water into wine. How does that sound?

Peugeot 205 1.9Gti

A Spitfire, in a non combat sense

Ex mtb 102 with its original engines 😈

A Ford Anglia

wittonweavers – Member

rusty Spanner – I take your earlier criticism on board and have given it a little more thought…

I think i’d perhaps like to start turning water into wine. How does that sound?

Son, we gonna nail you & your hippie friends up high, y’hear me?

hehe i’d like to see you try Mister!

Proper dropper acid from ken keesey’s bus tour ……no matter what happens after that it’d be a case of hey man…..i’m easy wi that…just go wi the flow dude

late 60s psychedelic America

Riding Repack with Klunkers
Watching The Rat Pack in Vegas
Flying a Spitfire
Wearing hats (all of the time like in 1930’s etc)
Sarah, my first girlfriend. What a little minx she was…….

D.i.s.c.o 8)

Wearing hats… Genius. Mine’s a Homburg.

There were a few friends hot mothers, certainly one was def a dead cert but for my painful teenage shyness.

Owning a handgun, and womens pubes off of the 70s

Shag a 30yr old Jenny Agutter

Agreed, but only if I changed into a werewolf after the event. Whilst flying in Concorde.

Debauchery

As far as I know there’s no time-limit on that one…

India about 100 years ago. Paris in the 20s. I’d love a walk round my current locality 200 years ago. Done my time in the opium dens of Calcutta…

Final salary pensions

Roman orgies look like fun.

My English teacher when I was 16.

Ms. Joanne Lain, geography teacher from sixth form days, 1993 through 1995. To this day, I question the decision of whoever sanctioned putting a very attractive 23 year old posh girl in charge of a class of predominantly male 18 year old students. Standard class banter (paraphrasing, but this conversation genuinely happened):

Paul: “Do you follow football, Miss? Have you entered a team in a Fantasy Football league?”
Miss Lain: “Actually, Paul, I have entered a team, yes.”
Paul: “Me too. I’ve been deliberating which goalkeeper I’d like guarding my goalmouth. I like the Arsenal keeper. Would you have Seaman in your mouth, Miss?”
Miss Lain: “No, I’ve got Tim Flowers.”

It’s also to my greatest regret that I wasn’t born a couple of years earlier, so I could have played more of an active role in the acid house era.