Klunking

Going somewhere were no other visitor has been before, maybe deep in the Amazon or somewhere up in the Hindu Kush, old school Victorian explorer stuff.
Follow the old spice trail from China to Europe on a camel.
Visit Bedlam, just to see if its any different from the average town center on a Friday night?
Visit Bethlehem around Christmas, 0BC and see if any of the story is correct.
Go to a speak easy club in the 30s.

26″ wheels

Witness an atomic test.
Show the Romans how to make a proper steam engine
Go to a ship launch in one of the Sunderland yards.

DrRSwank – Member
26″ wheels

That was almost funnier the second time.

Almost.

Test rider for HRD Vincents .
Back in the day they used the A1

I would stop short of this though 😯

I’d like to go back to the fondly-remembered days of the first Lottery draws – then immediately after that, I’d amuse myself by dabbling with pre-boom property. Ah, that would be fun.

Smoking before it was bad for you. In the pub. While making sexist remarks. Possibly while slapping someones arse 😀

I’d quite like to revisit the drugs from the early 90’s too

When it was still acceptable for a chap to carry a sword ( about early 18th century I think )

I’d like to try being born 20 years later.

(Roman Orgies – rampant STDs, no soap – bleurgh! 8O)

Quaaludes

I would like to Hang, Draw and Quarter a particularly obnoxious customer I had this morning.

Smoking on Concorde.

sex, drugs and rock n roll
eating a wooly mammoth
invading france
liberating south america of the incan gold
tying my horse to the outside of a saloon bar
buying a number of houses on 110% mortgages in 1995

Wendy James

Jenny Hanley.
Pakistani Black.

Sex with a woman who actually enjoys it and doesn’t want it over and done with as soon as possible.

@stevestunts – she didn’t get you a birthday card though did she?? 😉

‘Squirmy Route’ was another of Pauls in urban planning seem to remember

Back to OP – Ford Escort Mk11 in yellow
hawker hurricane
powdered egg

Woodstock festival 1969
Brighton Beach 1964 on a BSA Gold Star
Any of those gigs from the ’50s or ’60s where they used to get several big names on the same night; Jerry Lee Lewis and Chuck Berry, Rolling Stones and The Who.

duelling, and not with banjoes
feeding christians to lions

Driving an Auto Union C Type around the Nordschleife, or a D-Type Jaguar around Le-Mans.

Jousting

I can put you in touch with guys i know who still joust for real – full contact World Cup Jousting..

Go and see a show at the colosseum in Rome in it’s heyday.

muddydwarf – Member

I can put you in touch with guys i know who still joust for real – full contact World Cup Jousting..

It wouldn’t be the same 🙁 Closest you can come to doing it properly in the modern age would be trampling miners.

Late 60’s to 70’s in general.

I’d still be a dull fart, but I’d like to imagine being a millionaire rockstar playboy who raced cars on the side inbetween trips to Monaco to sail my yacht.

Polar Exploration

This

It’s also to my greatest regret that I wasn’t born a couple of years earlier, so I could have played more of an active role in the acid house era.

Would also loved to been around the studio 54 scene etc

Afghanistan before it got too mental.
India at the height of the Indian Raj not when us Brits had it.
Opium is fun. Had a few nice days with the Hmong tribesman when I snuck into China 15 years ago.
Oh yeah some of those super hot black chicks who were at the weird religious thing at the velodrome when I met you rusty. Don’t pretend you didn’t see them.
Am I still allowed to say super hot black chicks?

Alpine passes with roads over them that weren’t metalled, and putting newspaper up your jersey to keep warm on the descent.

26″ wheels.
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and I seem to remember christmas being more exciting 20yrs ago

26 inch wheels.
They’d be ace the FOURTH time around!

Reading the whole of the thread, instead of just jumping in at the end.

1950’s. I reckon I’d have fitted right in.

There were a few girls I wish I’d tried. Went out with some saucy bints when I was 14-15ish but didn’t realise what my little old fella was actually for!! (WTF?) & more to the point, didn’t realise what they were after!

*hangs head in shame & embarrasment*

Barbiturates and the hippy trail

Watching Hendrix at Woodstock.

Being at the first night of Stravinsky’s Rite of Spring.

Ford Capri.

University education that was free.

Mtb without the overpriced marketing bollocks.
Ford Capri.

Jousting

Absolutely this.

Have at it with a **** big horse and a long pointy stick. Bragging rights down the pub right there

Racing mx with my old mate paul and just waiting all through the week until it was Sunday and I could breathe in the two stroke!