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  • THE Swinley (supersexualsuperfun) all-welcoming December FUN RIDE!
  • piha
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    I’ve only just noticed this thread but if there is gonna be bad behaviour, swearing, farting and drinking amongst other things then I’m up for a STW Swinley ride!! I will try to ride to Swinley from Guildford if anyone fancies hooking up – wanders off to find OS map….

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    you lot will believe I’m bringing my wife! Hahaha!!

    Actually I’ve got a load of Scalextric stuff if you want to swap.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    you lot will believe I’m bringing my wife!

    So you don’t want me to bring those forks then?

    DezB
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    Suckers!

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Ah well they’re on my bike at the moment, so that at least saves me wheelying everywhere.

    Elfinsafety
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    Elf – I like to comment on threads where I feel I have some valid knowledge and experience.

    Unlike you, I do not feel the need to pontificate on every single Forum thread.

    As you know, I have been to many Forum Rides and, indeed, organised many myself. I am also a mum to now adult kids and therefore perfectly entitled to voice my opinion that this is not the place for children.

    Why, you yourself admit that your language is colourful. Frankly I would not want a child of mine (even adult child) to be riding with you! These are stressful times we live in and STW’ers really need to chill out. If that includes behaving badly by swearing, farting, drinking etc., so be it.

    Ooh, won’t somebody think of the children!!! Let’s wrap them all up in cotton wool and cover their delicate little ears and eyes so they won’t have to see what a horrible nasty place the World truly is….

    I’m so glad I grew up in a little village where everyone is nice and cheerful and kind to each other. I’d hate to have grown up in a nasty big smelly horrible city where there are drugs and crimes and swearings all the time. Think what an unhinged and deranged person I’d be now, If I had! 😯

    Now step away from that keyboard and go ride your bike.

    No. Don’t want to. It’s cold, dark and it’s snowing. 🙁

    philconsequence
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    did i not mention the entry fee for my sexyparty ride is either your forks or your wife?

    Kevsterjw
    Free Member

    I will come along to this should be a good one be good to meet some peeps off here. Warn you now though im crapper than a crap on national crap day.

    PeterPoddy
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    philconsequence
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    be cool to meet you kevster 🙂

    i’m excited…. i’m almost tempted to by a mutlipack of sweeties

    Kevsterjw
    Free Member

    I’ll bring some sweets along and some finest tesco value flapjak

    philconsequence
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    BBC weather is saying back up to 5degrees on sunday…. so maybe we wont need to wrap our feel in condoms to keep warm!

    muddy fun 😉 i assume C_G is up for some mud wrestling?

    DezB
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    C_G is up for some mud wrestling?

    Oh no no! It’s in her rules.

    “278: No mud wrestling or other general shenanegans that may be construed as sexual”

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    Rule 673a ‘No forking wives’

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    rule 1: you do not talk about phils sexy parties
    rule 1a: you can if she’s hot

    toab
    Free Member

    Can I come too? I’ll be riding from Martins Heron station at around 11:10, so if you want to follow someone who knows the way look for the bloke on the blue and white Kona

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    🙂 of course you can come…. entry fee consists of flapjacks/new front forks or your wife by the looks of it 😆

    the more the merrier (except kids and dogs…. nobody has banned cats yet)

    Torminalis
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    nobody has banned cats yet

    Just pictures of them.

    rusty-trowel
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    What are the road conditions like up there? We haven’t even got a frost here, let alone snow. Sunday is looking ok weather wise, just wondered if the roads were clear.

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    philconsequence
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    roads are good rusty! very well gritted so it looks like it hasnt snowed at all in a lot of places. due more snow tonight i think so will update again tomorrow as after tomorrow evening there’s no snow forecast and temp back up to 5 by sat/sunday

    Torminalis
    Free Member

    That is one ugly freak of a cat.

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    ugly?

    i give you:

    Torminalis
    Free Member

    parry, reposte..

    TheSouthernYeti
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    I just had a little bit of sick in my mouth 🙁

    philconsequence
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    will a slightly wobbly BB break my bike? its having the gears serviced at the moment and just received a call saying the BB has a little bit of play in it… will i be safe to ride on sunday?

    😯 i dont know enough about dandyhorses!

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Yeah you’ll be fine! As long as it’s not stuckfast you can ride!

    philconsequence
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    phew…. thought i might end up bikeless for sunday then!

    so whats the score with bottom brackets, will “play” somehow damage my frame? educate me oh wiser riders 😳 for i’m not sure how its even ended up with “play” after 4-5 months use, no drops or jumps. perhaps its my weight 🙁

    DezB
    Free Member

    The BB shell will only fall out leaving you with a downtube and seattube hanging in the air. Think of it as a form of suspension.

    sniggletrack
    Free Member

    Seeing as Swinley’s on our doorstep we’ve no excuse – would be great to meet some riders from the local area too, and those farther afield. Might be just me though as I think Pip’s got something booked…

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    whatever you post meant DezB… it sounded scary!

    thisisnotaspoon
    Free Member

    Phil, is it HT2? If it is you’re swap you some spanner time in my garrage (I’m in wokingham, no idea if thats on your way).

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    i have no idea what it is…. a google search isnt too helpful but the halfords website suggests that this years model uses a truvativ powerspline BB…. and i cant see much difference between this years model and last years Fury apart from the stickers on the forks.

    extra cool points and sicounted entry to my next sexyparty for the help btw 🙂

    WorldClassAccident
    Free Member

    I can bring a spare bike if that helps

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    WCA… you get automatic VIP entrance to my sexyparties anyway, you know that 😉

    thanks for the offer though… it’s not felt weird riding it at all and i didnt notice any play… but then again as you may have noticed i’m probably not going to know what that feels like anyway haha! i’ll have words with the guys this evening and see what they say. nothing will stop me coming on sunday even if it means buying a new bike/stealing torms new bike.

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    Phil..

    Rule 101 – if it still turns, it’s still alright*

    *please see ammedment 9734f re: application of rule 101 to the tightening of bolts.

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    okily dokily neighbourino!

    i might ask them to get in a new BB for me anyway, keep it in a drawer until riding feels weird then at least i’m prepared…

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    Yeah I’d get one fitted as soon as you can, but in the meantime it won’t stop you riding.

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    well that was a successful trip to halfords to collect my bike, new BB fitted for free, got to keep the old one (so little “play” its almost unnoticeable) new cable for the rear derailahhhh… again for free, and got them to lock off the front so i’m forced to stick in the middle ring, thus achieving 1X9 until i get a bashguard and whip off the other rings.

    tasty 🙂 just got to remember to pump up my front tyre and i’m sorted for sunday!

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    anyone bringing a go-pro or anything on sunday?

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