THE Swinley (supersexualsuperfun) all-welcoming December FUN RIDE!

No Dez, you have to wear yours….grrrrrr!!!

Dez is that an explicit instruction not to go get my favourite dry cleaned trawling charity shops especially for the occasion? How else will you recognise me?

I’ll probably be up for this too. Been meaning to get a guided ride around Swinley for a while.

Singletrackmind, I’ve got a set of Pikes that I’m looking to get rid of…

Hopefully I should be able to get there for this one, would be good to meet some of you guys and girls.

He hee! Looks like this is turning into a get together of the loosely-named Soft Southern Shandy Drinkers once again….. It’s been a while, guys! 🙂

One person missing though, a certain Frenchman…. Come back Juan, all is forgiven! 😉 😀

soft? shandy?

i drink razor blades and nails i’m so ‘ard!

as this groups getting bigger and bigger, i’m looking for volunteers to lead a group towards the labyrinth and safely back using sexy singletrack, and people happy to chill at the back of their group and act as a sweeper 🙂

also, anybody with OS or gps maps showing routes/singletrack that might help me hash together a rough route so we all end up in the same places in order to laugh at northeners and the poor (as we do), i’d really appreciate it if you could send me an email 🙂

as we say in the south… wurd to your mums x

Okay, pretending for a minute that I’m going to ride with the fast group… how fast is fast? And will there still be cognac?

I volunteer to keep the women in the cafe company and heckle cold riders after their rides. Heck, i’ll even lead the ‘cant be arsed to ride’ group.

Went for a burn yesterday and it was a more than a little chilly, think I might be wearing my suede thermal underwear.

Watch out riding over those frozen puddles phil old chap, I have come a cropper doing that and it ain’t pretty! I would love to come and stay the night but I am going to be busy as hell on the Saturday (did I mention I am going to be buying a new FS bike!!!!!!) so I will have to find a way to let you down gently, I figured a stroke of my suede thermals might be enough to placate you.

Looks like this is going to be a considerable gathering, will be lovely to put some faces to names. Do we stick with our forum names to avoid confusion? I will be changing my name to Master Wangmaster if so, let me know.

I can bring Sloe Gin

phil – have just e-mailed you.

consider me let down gently 🙂

i think i’m going to put sandwich bags over my toes on sunday

Another Soft Southern Shandy Drinker reporting for duty!

If you want to be out-ridden by my 10yo, I can lead down to the labyrinth. Both boys are now Swinley veterans… 😆 A stop at the Gully is mandatory, however.

Phil ygm…

mrs consequence tends to swear at the track/woods/mud/general surroundings a lot as she tries to ride through the pain barrier…. i advise letting your kids ride with the fast people if you want to protect their innocence…

in the interest of their innocence i recommend keeping yeti back in a medium group 😆

EDIT – dont know if anyone’s mentioned yet but parking at the look out is free. (cheers for the email again Darren/DJ)

meh, what, I can do polite, I can be pleasent, I’m pretty innocent myself!

I might just sit at the cafe drinking frappacinos bigging up my past riding achievements anyway.

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See I am innocent!

[Edit] Ahh c’mon, what was wrong with that^^, eh? [Edit]

how fast is fast?

Like Steve Peat on EPO mate.

TSY… im bringing a tow rope so you can pull me along, might even drag the brakes on up-hills for a chuckle

Phil, that assumes that I actually ride a bike regularly, or that you fancy going reeeallly slow.

Don’t make me break out the street talk Phillip!

I merk ya up blad!

was that “phillip” with a double “l” in the middle… what do you take me for, some kind of FREAK?!

anyone bringing a go-pro type thing or camera along?

sorry Flip 😳

I was upset as it’s true, I’m not even a real Yeti. I hear my father is a big foot. Hopefully I’ll find out on Sunday…

“My daddy is coming home
on July 14th. to Swinley on December the 5th.

My birthday is July 14th. not on December the 5th.

I’m gonna see my daddy
for the first time ever…

on July 14th December the 5th.”

If I don’t bring some lurkers with me on the Sunday, we’re watching Con-Air Saturday night!

Currently trying to work out if I can come or not. Not looking likely at the moment. 🙁

rich – you have a lift if you need it, room in the pick up for 4 extras.

I’ve even moved con-air to the top of the dvd pile in preparation.

Hey phil – just a thought, this is going to be ‘adults only’ isn’t it?

My language can be pretty shocking, as can some of the Soft Southern Shandy Drinkers contingent. 😯 And, of course, some of the Forum behaviour has to be seen to be believed. Guys just needing to let off steam and all that …

I’m glad your missus swears like a trooper too!

It’s a broad church on here …

‘adults only’ and no badgers

funniest thing was her swearing at the sand in the summer because “what ****ing idiot puts sand in the woods?”… its not ****ing natural is it?!”

Physical adults? Surely you can’t ban me on my mental age?

Was that thought brought on by people voluntarily watching ‘Con Air’ c_g?

Dez – what’s ‘Con-Air’ ?

The opposite of air con?

A film admired by 10 year olds throughout the land 😉