THE Swinley (supersexualsuperfun) all-welcoming December FUN RIDE!

weather permitting i’ll pop along to say hi and will bring aleigh jr 1 & 2 as well….i’ll be thinking of you all in the cold whilst i’m sat in the cafe 😆

I look forward to giving you a big manly hug

Yay!!! 😀

i’ll pop along to say hi and will bring aleigh jr 1 & 2 as well

Double Yay! 😀 😀

(Aleigh I’m going to give you SUCH a squeeze…)

can’t wait to see you! it’s been ages! x

TSY – your considerable expertise is required!

http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/date-sites

Hahaha C_G, is there noone else that can help? I’ve got to make my tea.

😆

@Bikey – wasn’t me with the biscuits. If i’d made them you’d still be pooping now!

Ooh I can make this. I’ll be bringing the Van too if any of you London folk want a lift, come out to Twyford station from Paddington as its a bit quicker than Martins Heron

Oh no not him as well… 🙄

TSY: the offers still there for sat night if it makes it easier for you. was going to invite torm as well and suggest a man-film-fest and but that would mean whoever’s shorter would need to sleep on the 2 seater (Still surprisingly comfy)

if this excites you in the underbeard then throw me an email… should be in my profile (same to you torm *bro-fist bump*)

rusty – will be good to see you and DrP again. Any chance of persuading Mulletus?

c_g – the best chance of persuading Mulletus will be if we meet you in the car park for a chat and then bugger off for a road ride

Is there tarmac involved? Can I wear lycra?
I’ve been given a pass but will need to know if there’s a skills course available before? I seem to have forgotten what this thing they call mountain biking is!!! 🙂 😕

@Mulletboy – At least our proper bikes won’t get dirty if the mtb’s come out 🙂 Entered beach to beach yet?

*Goes away to find a word to describe Phil, for arranging all this, something like awesome, but more awesome, awesommer, or awesomerer, but a real life proper word*

I’ll enter the Beach to Beach this week.
Entries for Magnificat opens on 05/12 too.

Bring DrP for medical emergencies.

There’s only so much I can solve with me bolt gun….

I know Swinley reasonably well, I can ‘do’ a fast group if such a thing is required.

ahh nickc…… what an excellent offer, looking at the growing numbers that might be needed if we separate into groups, would prob be wise to get the whippets with mph on the brain together 🙂

Will there be an SS division?

Ooh I so hope so… 🙂

STWers gather in the Lookout car park prior to the ride:

I can try out my new winter helmet too; lack of vents means a cosy warm bonce.

Did one of them lose his jacket and have to borrow his mums?

Ein Hundert! 😀

Is Flashy going to be there?

Did one of them lose his jacket and have to borrow his mums?

No that’s the Suede Bumming Jacket.

TSY; Flashy doesn’t actually exist; he is the alter-ego of Ernie Lynch.

Who himself is a fiction of my imagination……………..

TSY – do you wear leather driving gloves? To go with the suede jacket obviously.

The Captain doesn’t exist. No man would refuse to lead a ride with 3 gorgeous STW girlies!

Ha funny you should say that C_G it was so frickin cold in Birmingham today I almost went and bought some! Unfortunately nowhere had any tan ones so looked awful with the jacket!

Elfinsafety – Member

Oh no not him as well…

Oh thats nice isn’t it. 🙄 Well if anyone else wants a cup of tea in the car park come to the Silver Sprinter campervayn 😀

vayn

Heh heh!

Vayn!

🙂

Mojito?

You mock, I wore my skiing helmet today , and my head was well hot.

This ride is going to snowball into another 40 + riders on the day, weather permiting .

Wonder if the we need 3 groups?

TSY – black deerskin ones, nothing else will do. 😉

No that’s the Suede Bumming Jacket.

Will people be more dissapointed if I don’t turn up, or if I turn up without the jacket? Provided I’m not the figmant of someone else’s imagination that is…

They sound like a super none-Xmas present, thanks.

looks like the vayn has some new sponsors…… 😆

Elfinsafety – Member

vayn

Heh heh!

Vayn!

Reminiscances of you last “Taxi” ride Elf?

Pete Mojitos the night before if you & Jackie want?

Very kind, I’ll get back to you by email.

Ooh it’s been a while since I was last in a police vayn. Well, a couple of years actually.

One time, I managed to get the cuffs off while in the back of one, and nonchalently handed them to the copper as I got out at the station. 🙂 His sergeant wasn’t happy.

They tend to like using the most speed-bumpy route, and driving really fast over them. Ah, such jolly japes…

i am still a little proud of my opening post on this thread, is that sad?

a little, yes 😉

You rightly should be…

You are Mark Ingram, you’re deserving of the chest bump, and proud laughter…

haha, think its the general formatting, and amount of stuff i copied and pasted from various posts over 2 threads then edited it down that give me that warm “look at my beautiful post” feeling. nearly threw in a photo of a cat on an invisible bike with a badly spelt caption but figured that would be too fantastic

You mock, I wore my skiing helmet today , and my head was well hot
WTF were you doing? Bit of nice windsurfing?

Btw can we all Forget about the suede jackets for the next week? Possibly? Please?