THE Swinley (supersexualsuperfun) all-welcoming December FUN RIDE!

rusty – you seriously don’t want to road ride around here unless you’re happy being a sitting duck. 😯

Am sweeping for a little bit but can’t ride for very long due to my shonky body. 🙁

Bring a change of clothes and strip off in the car park – it’s a broad church …

Any Idea when in December??

that sounds great! I’m stuck up here in the snow capped North Walestershirshire Alps though. bugger 😀

Ooh I bet it’s properbastard freezing up there Kev! 😯

Winter draws on…

a real life banner?

remember people, its a chilled ride… nothing too serious so don’t let this level or organisation put you off 🙂

a real life banner?

What, Mark’s coming?

hoho, I’m here all week!

Yep, should be able to blag a lift off that kind beer making fella that calls isself singletrackmind 🙂

No confirm from mr suede jacket then?

Oh yeah, I’ll swap my wife for Rockshox Pikes. Anyone?

yeah the master of suede, the furry one himself is avoiding this thread…. i think he’s scared of meeting his real father 😯

(i did chuckle at the mark joke… i have to admit)

***Runs off to look for RS Pikes with a Buy It Now on Fleabay**
Melltus .- Get your @rse in gear and get to Swinley. You know you want too. And bring Rusty and DrP , coz he has the rad skilz innit.

Is he Bruce Banners lesser known and younger brother??

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i will not, i repeat not be drinking the night before 😯

holy hell in a handbasket i feel hungover… my fault for drinking too much yes, my fault for not drinking since a year and a half ish ago yes, but i’m blaming my friend bain. dear god i’m not ready to suffer like this!

*bump for the afternoon crowd*

Oh yeah, I’ll swap my wife for Rockshox Pikes. Anyone?

No chance. Your wife will probbly stab you in the eye with a fork. And then roast your nuts over an open fire.

It’s not very nice though is it, offering to swap your wife for a set of bicycle suspension forks?

i’d swap mrs consequence for a nice full-suss!

I’ll try and make this dependent on family commitments- and whether I can get a suitable bike together before then.

Woohoo! All I need to do, is get a set of Pikes and a full-susser, by next Sunday, and I could be going home with two wives! Excellent.

What could I get for a bag of Haribo?

and whether I can get a suitable bike together before then.

Don’t suppose you’ll bring the Mojo HD? 🙂

Don’t suppose you’ll bring the Mojo HD?

Don’t know if it’ll be built by then.
I was hoping you’d step up with an offer actually 😆

You have two bikes the same? You could swap one for a wife!

If anyone’s catching the TRAIN, it might be quicker to get a train to WOKINGHAM which gets much more trafic and ride the last few miles. I can’t vouch for that but I have caught the train from Wokingham to martins herron then riden in and am fairly confident in saying it would have been quicker to ride the whole way.

Anyone interested give me a e-mail and meet at the station to set off at 11:00, its about 4 miles or so. If no one e-mails I’ll just head straight there.

Hello fellow STWers
I may grace you with my presence. It will be great to catch up with the likes of Elfin,WCA,STM. Not seen some of you since the legendary Big Bike Bash back in August. Also not to forget the lovely CG. I think it was Rusty Trowel who provided some delicious home made biscuits for the last STW January ride? That meet up was great as it was well below freezing and all the Camelbak tubes froze up!

Matt

Don’t know if it’ll be built by then.
I was hoping you’d step up with an offer actually 😆

Sorry, mines still somewhere in China (probably in rolls still I guess!). I will be bringing an Ibis though 😉

That’s a super sexy pile of plastic you have their Vinnyeh 🙂

Sorry, mines still somewhere in China

Your wife is? What’s she doing there??

Your wife is? What’s she doing there??

Learning Mandarin? And building me a bike frame I bloody hope! Otherwise she’s in trouble! 😡

bag of haribo would get you a hug from mrs consequence, step up to a multi-pack of mini mars bars and you’d get a quickie under the climbing frame

Well i rode down to swinley for a quick blast on the good stuff today and its beautiful! really dry, and anything that used to be muddy is solid. the remaining puddles are frozen over enough to ride on too 😀

i’d recommend layering up the socks though people!

still no post from TSY 😥

step up to a multi-pack of mini mars bars and you’d get a quickie under the climbing frame

😮

(Contemplates the possibilities opened up by bringing a Black Forest Gateau and box of hand-made Belgian chocolates….)

I’m here!!! I’ve been in a Brummie wilderness all weekend!! No STW… sad times.

Oh yeah, I’ll swap my wife for Rockshox Pikes. Anyone?

I’ve a set of 2005 Tf Tuned Pikes (air ones no less), what sort of mileage are we talking about on your wife.

I’m near certain to be joining in the supersexysuedecladfun. North Wales seems barmy to me in this weather, and how could I miss out on meeting with you sexy lot anyway!!

I think I might join you all if that’s okay?

I’m supposed to be on a Lacrosse course in Bath, but, ahem, I think the weather is supposed to be terrible… 😉

Sorry Petesgaff you can’t come I’m afraid. 🙁

even i cant comprehend the wonders that a whole cake and hand made chocolates would get you!

petesgaff… ignore elfin, he doesnt have enough cool points to make the rules and he’s just playing up 😉

😀

Then Swinleys loss is the game of Lacrosse’ gain….!

😀

Has anyone got a suede brush they can bring along?

Oh no I din’t mean it Petesgaff… 😥

Sod it; I’ll rag it around by myself then…

(walks off, kicks stone, breaks toe, curses loudly…)

Ooh, now. I’ve never ridden round Swinley, and feel the need for a guided social thang…

*strokes chin*

What have I done? 😥

thurman it’d be great to have you along too (and you petesgaff)

Nah, I still owe you a bloody T-shirt Fred; I look forward to giving you a big manly hug and revelling in the glory of what you’ll be riding!