The Venue. That’s the one.
I hated it. The smell of sweat, alcopops and stale piss, the fact that the DJ booth needed safety glass, the scaffolding robot thing, the prospect of a hideous death if there was a fire but mostly the disappointment of being there in the first place with a pack of desperate mates who mostly didn’t want to be there either. If you went to The Granby/Cyprus Tavern you had already set your sights low so absolutely everything good that happened was a bonus, same with The Conti. Had some wild nights there 😯
We used to go to The Venue because one of my mates liked shagging but wasn’t fussed about quality or putting in any ground work. 8 cans or Red Stripe and a shag. That was his perfect night out. The easiest place for him to score was The Venue, and we’d go because he’d pull his face and whinge and moan if we went anywhere else. He used to hook up with the same girl, who looked like a midget female Bernard Manning, in there every time we went. To the extent that the place became known to the rest of us as “Little Bernard’s”. If he had asked her out or gone on a regular date with her then fair enough, but he had to drag all of us along and “accidently” bump into her.
I gave up on going out with them and formed a splinter group that used to hang about in Corbieres, dressed in our tweed jackets and black roll neck sweaters. Looking cool.
My mate eventually changed his ways after many, many years of bottom feeding and fell for an absolutely fantastic lady who he is now happily married to. But I’ll never forgive him for the Summer of The Venue, despite it being nearly 30 years ago.
Couldn’t be doing with The Boardwalk either.