The apprentice.

Must admit I find it absolutely brilliant. I can’t believe anyone takes it seriously.

As Suralan said the amount of BS is incredible we have a right good laugh about it

steve bell drew these creatures in the eighties — they are now living forms spouting the bile…

It’s brilliant

It’s bullshit bingo and laughing at people with more ego than brainpower arguing with one another.

How much can you really laugh at the same joke over & over & over & over & over & over &… ?

Agreed it’s just fun and entertainment, the problem is some people may think that’s how you have to be to get on in business (and that includes Lord Sugar). Maybe I’ve been lucky but I’ve never worked with or for anyone who is remotely like the idiots on the Apprentice.

its not going to happen, but it would be funny if one of them could be a fifth columnist, get as far as the sacking bit in the boardroom and let rip at Sugar !!

Did everybody miss the High five moment?

flatfish– that was a classic putdown !!

Have any of the candidates put forward tax management as their chosen start-up?

The Freddie mercury lookalike is brilliant! He has to be a plant.

Twice in 1 week. Get in.

They can’t even do basic percentages!

Uzma reminds me of

from The Emperor’s New Groove (best Disney film ever).

The wimminz are beyond belief. 😯

Right dogs too. 😉

Yes the wimmin are a scary lookin bunch–very sharp featured, would give madame medusa a run for her money—yoghurt makers….one look at yer milk……

I quite often think some of my colleagues are a-holes, but after watching 2 episodes of this I almost consider myself lucky that I work with ‘normal’ people.
What a bunch of self serving tossers, wont bother next week as its getting as gringe inducing as watching the office but for different reasons. I’m oot….oh no thats another show 😳

There’s not one of them who, in a normal working environment, wouldn’t have been beaten to death by mid morning of their first day

People watch this crap? 😯
I had the misfortune to fleetingly appear in it when I helped some of the contestants photograph some dogs for a pet food thing they were doing in the last series (or maybe the one before). The 3 who came to the studio seemed nice enough but the others on the episode I watched were right bellends.
Like most TV program’s there is no ‘entertainment’ if the director/producers don’t have contestants with runaway ego’s to generate content. It would be more tedious to watch if they diligently went about their tasks in a businesslike manner.

And as for that sugar bloke? He made his fortune in property when the market was rising and cheap computers, everything else was a complete failure, I’m amazed he is fêted by the media as some business guru.

Well, the only semi-decent one was fired last night – madder than a UKIP voter but comparatively decent.

The forthcoming battle between Rebecca & the four horsefaces of the apocalypse has the potential to make the seige of Leningrad look like a game of tiddlywinks.

Bring it on.

Was Alex trying to look like Del Boy in Belgium?

i’m sorry but this has to be posted again
can you respect anyone who dresses like that.WELL COULD YOU? 😆

and i have horrible dress sense 😳

richmars – Member
Maybe I’ve been lucky but I’ve never worked with or for anyone who is remotely like the idiots on the Apprentice.

You sure about that? 😉
I can think of a few names…. 😀

stumpy01,
Well yes, there are a few idiots we know, but none I’d like to cause physical harm to!

Does anyone remember the name of a late 80’s puppet or ventriloquist act that had a big round face, eyebrows like the bloke mentioned above and huge green eyes. He would have appeared on stuff like the variety show or sat night tv. Anyone remember this?

Little Frank Sidebottom.

There is a touch of pee wee herman about him as well.

Cheers Kingtut, thats the one!

I don’t watch TV regularly but made an exception last night for some reason and ended up sitting through The Apprentice, then switched over and happened upon Made In Chelsea. I’ve got to say I’m genuinely shocked, is it all like this? It made me hate my fellow man.

Watching Made in Chelsea has been known to send even zen-like Buddhist monks into a psychotic murderous frenzy, swearing to head towards Stamford Bridge with meat cleavers, pliers and a blowtorch.

If everyone in the country were made to watch it at the same time, we’d have a bloody revolution on our hands within seconds!

Actually…. I wonder if I can make this happen

Most ‘reality’ TV is like this. So long as:

A) You don’t take it seriously

and

B) You feel a little bit bad for laughing at other people

Then you can get through it!

BBC4, Dave and Yesterday seem to be the channels most often on in our house (after CBeebies).

At least the savings the beeb make churning out this crap might enable them to make something like ‘Planet Earth’ again.

separated at birth??

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PMSL @ gonzy!

RM.

time for more bell-endery

Step 1 when designing furniture – do some market research. When it tells you what you don’t want to hear, ignore it and go ahead with you plan anyway…

Watching this is a bit like being at work. Every week you think it can’t get any worse and every week they prove you wrong!!

I’m amazed that all those trendy design shops in that there london are going mental over a grey box on wheels.

And now the blame passing and bitchiness starts…

I think the term I’m looking for is LOL

The wimmin. 😯

Bit shocked at who was fired but fingers crossed that those gobby ones will soon get what they deserve. Ghastly creatures. 👿

Oh dear God. 😯

The Freddie Mercury lookalike trying to do maths.
“17 won’t divide by 2, give me a calculator”

The girl looking at the field of cows.
“oh look at the horses!

/facepalm