Tell us something we don’t know

I’m not wearing any pants.

"there’s a river/stream on Wimbledon common called ‘The Womble’ "

I knew that.

"there’s a river/stream on Wimbledon common called ‘The Womble’ "

I knew that.

It’s not just duck quacks that echo….

there’s a river/stream on Wimbledon common called ‘The Womble’

Are you absolutely sure? There is a River Wandle, which goes through Wandsorth and then down past Wimbledon, but I’ve never heard of a River Womble, unless it’s something that’s been named after the Wombles.

Seems like the Scouts isn’t perhaps the healthy activity for young boys,after all…

Licking elbow.

Did your Mum and Dad tell you it was the scouts?

sure it wasn’t a home for troubled boys?

Tell us something we don’t know

monkey nuts don’t really come from monkey’s.

That’s someone else’s elbow.

Or that bloke’s a freak!!!

Run away! Run away!

The freckles and skin tone on both face and arm would suggest they are the same person.

It is not me by the way.

Yep, it’s the Wandle, certainly.

On another note, jellyfish have a photographic memory.

90% of scouts grow up to be murderers*

* or so it would seem from this thread

There’s less rubbish going into landfill sites because most of it ends up on the internet now
– mostly on ebay with the word "retro" attached

If you bag your dog poo and hang it on a tree, the angels will take it away.
George Bush is a bit of an idiot.

polar bears liver is poisonous to human beings

If its illegal in the UK to impersonate a POLICE OFFICER why do we have Community Support Officers?

Matt

jeremy irons!

The tickets for the Big Bike Bash are on sale!

http://www.bigbikebash.co.uk/tickets.php

There are more barbie dolls in the world than there are Canadians.

Snooker player Peter Ebdon is colour blind

Dogs can make their own vitamin c

jellyfish have a photographic memory

Prove it!

We had one of our scout group top himself shortly after leaving as well as the two killers.

On the lanfill front I read recently that we’ll probably end up mining all the old landfills as their metal content is higher than many of the conventinal deposits now being found.

So if you house built on an old tip hasn’t already sunk don’t worry it soon will as blokes with pickaxes start tunnelling under you.

My legs are made entirely of tin.

Sheep sleep with one eye open.

There is no German word for ‘fluffy’.

jeremy irons!

Lynne Folds Wood

There is no German word for ‘fluffy’

But they do have a word for the back of the knee

Wesley Snipes

I have more than the average number of arms!

When scientists need a really pure piece of steel for an instrument, they often get it by cutting a chunk from a world war one battleship sunk in Scapa Flow in 1918. This is because most steel made since 1945 is slightly radioactive due to atomic bombing and testing. Anyone know the half-life of their Inbred?

I have more than the average number of arms!
hey – me too!

I like riding tube trains in Japan groping ladies

Dogs can make their own vitamin c
so can humans.

In competition target rifle shooting, the target zones are named and scored respectively as:

v-bull (5.1 or 5v)
bull (5)
inner (4)
magpie (3)
outer (2)
hit (1) i.e. hit the physical taget but not any higher scoring zone.

In standard competition you have 2 sighting shots and 7 to count, with a highest score feasible known as a "Possible" of 35.7

I have more than the average number of legs.

Sort of…… 😈

I have more than the average number of legs.
hey – me too!

Chocolate fish cant swim

I am scared of heights!

I am the walrus.

grynch – you’re out of your element. Shut the f*ck up.

andy, you need a blankie sweetie?.. past your nap time then.
😐

On his day off Gok Wan is Davros.

saddleworth eh?
it takes much longer to get up north, the slow way.

andy, you need a blankie sweetie?.. past your nap time then.
[:|]

whooooosh