What do you do for recreation?

Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

*L*

My tea’s gone cold 🙁

My tea’s gone cold

I know that.

damn it Captain your too smart for me 😉

Have I strayed into BM per chance? 🙂

Glen Elg is the only palindromic place name in the UK.

Rubbish. What about Qwertyuiopoiuytrewq, just outside Cirencester?

Cats have a non-fatal terminal velocity

No fatal for who? I think if you where hit by a cat hard enough it would be pretty serious

The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

Babies are born without knee caps. They don’t appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

I can’t find Qwertyuiopoiuytrewq on Google Maps AndyP.

Which direction going out of Cirencester is it ?

left

YouTube is actually the work of Satan and his cohorts.

Ireland is the largest importers of bananas in the EU.

Jones bikes aren’t anything special. He told me he was only havin a laff, and now he feels really bad for takin the money from those that didn’t get it.

I ride tube trains in Japan dressed as a lady.

surely that should be….

I ride tube trains in Japan dressed as a school girl. No?

This is the 100th post.

ive seen a tiger in the wild twice. one at 3 meters when having a piss in the jungle. also i had to stop a bear getting into my room once.

I think if you where hit by a cat hard enough it would be pretty serious

If you were hit by a feather hard enough it would be pretty serious. If it wasn’t serious then it wouldn’t be hard enough. That’s what the "hard enough" bit of the sentence means. 🙂

PeterPoddy, not entirely true as they have to fall far enough to be able to turn in the air to land on their feet. I think cat deaths peak in the 2 – 5 floors zone, where they can reach a velocity high enough to kill them but don’t necessarily have the time to self right. An interesting and educational morning can be spent with a group of school children a tall building and a small bag of kittens.

Your helicopter is made of cheese.
As I was reading the post ‘Wesley Snipes’ I happened to look up at the tv just as Wesley Snipes appeared on a movie trailer on FiveUS. Spooky!

The largest producer of bananas in Europe? -Iceland. (The country, not the store)

Jones bikes aren’t anything special. He told me he was only havin a laff, and now he feels really bad for takin the money from those that didn’t get it.

LOL!

Funny, because it’s so true…

During the eighties I lived behind a wardrobe beneath Blackpool Tower for two weeks.

Googie Withers, whilst naughty Samuel Pepys