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  • backhander
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    Gotta speak to them in a language they'll understand eh?

    kimbers
    Full Member

    voting tory seems crazy when we have essentially had a tory giovernment for the last 25 years, since nulab repositioned themselves to the right ……

    deregulation of the banks, finance over manufacturing, privatisation of everything, house ownership and rocketing houseprices for all etc etc

    only diffrenece is nulab spent more on public services and taxed the rich a bit more, oh and the fox hunting thing

    so the tories will get into power now
    slash public services, increase vat, cut family tax credits- stuff that affects the little guy most
    they will raise money by selling off everything thats left, ie the NHS just like hanahan has promised his american paymasters and more importanatly Peter Gershon camerons advisor and chairman of the largest private healthcare company in the UK who stands to make billions from it all)- to be fair nulab were gonna do this anyway tho perhaps not to the same extent

    the tories (like nulab) will do nothing to halt eu immigration; they cant, they dont want to as all their friends at the CBI want their farms factories and warehouses staffed by the lowest possible paid workers

    they wont raise employers NI contributions, not yet anyway, as a favour to all the businessmen who donated to their campaign

    and then they will hack up the bbc, sell bits off and reduce it to nothing
    which of course is why rupert murdoch and the right-wing press are salivating over a cameron victory (murdoch will no longer have to start charging for the times website as he said he would in june (just after the election!)

    only the lib dems offer anything slightly different
    (also only they opposed both wars- the tories have a hard on for war worse than nulab)

    hora
    Free Member

    and then they will hack up the bbc, sell bits off and reduce it to nothing

    Since real Comedy left the BBC I don't have an issue with that.

    Talkemada
    Free Member

    Since real Comedy left the BBC I don't have an issue with that.

    Ladies and Gentlemen; Case Dismissed.

    Hora, you are a prize t1t.

    X

    hora
    Free Member

    I'm not going to bite. Sorry.

    kimbers
    Full Member

    mighty boosh
    ideal
    flight of the conchords
    family guy
    league of gents
    psychoville
    the office
    extras
    gavin and stacey
    russel howards good news
    charlie brooker

    id say bbc was the only chanel that mmade any decent comedy shows

    Talkemada
    Free Member

    I'm not going to bite. Sorry.

    😆

    Hora, you are funny…

    tracknicko
    Free Member

    fabulous bit of writing for you all…

    "As a young man Cameron looked out the social carnage.. looked at Margaret Thatcher's government and thought, these are my people… When all the debating is done, that is really all I need to know"

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/may/04/why-i-hate-tories-david-cameron

    Junkyard
    Free Member

    hora – Member
    I'm not going to bite. Sorry.

    Too late you already have bitten off mor ethan you can chew.
    Did comedy end with Allo Allo for you was everything else either too alternative or high brow?

    backhander
    Free Member

    You can't really call any of that high brow.
    I don't mind paying the license fee but I don't feel like I get great value TBH.
    0% reality TV content would be a good start.

    kimbers
    Full Member

    well ill be a monkeys uncle

    the tories will be saved from their own inability to manage the economy by oil once again?!!?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/10100769.stm

    and once again it will be a lablour government that encourage dthe drilling

    Talkemada
    Free Member

    Well, it'll take a few years at least, before any production actually turns a profit. By which time the STW Revolutionary Party led by TandemJeremy will be in complete undemocratic dictatorial control of the Nation. And I, as Chief Inquisitor, will ensure some of those profits are used to enable me to torture Hora and a select few other STWers on a daily basis. The animatronicated corpse of Margaret Thatcher will be used to scare children in the London Dungeon, to remind them of those dark times when Democracy was allowed to run rampant…

    backhander
    Free Member

    That is good news indeed.
    At least whoever gets into power is in with a fighting chance if the find turns out to be substantial.

    kimbers
    Full Member

    well oil companies do tend to exagerate their finds, just look what its done for the share prices of the companies out there

    and it says nothing about quantity or accesability, both major factors in how much it will be worth

    Talkemada
    Free Member

    Backhander; it will take several years until a proper extraction programme is fully operational, and several more years before it becomes profitable. Always supposing there are substantial deposits. And I wouldn't imagine the Argentinians would accept this without some comment either…

    kimbers
    Full Member

    fwiw the north sea oil fields gave britain about 20bn a year throughout teh latter part of the 80s early 90s

    backhander
    Free Member

    You're probably right fred.
    The argentinians can gob off all they like. It's just tough sh1t.

    kimbers
    Full Member

    in the interests of keeping people happy im sure we will have to pay a fee for piping the oil thru argentine waters etc

    Talkemada
    Free Member

    The argentinians can gob off all they like. It's just tough sh1t.

    Not really. Britain won't want to risk any further unpleasantness with Argentina, since diplomatic relations have improved. I dare say negotiations will take place to ensure all parties are kept happy. Britain can no longer afford to just piss off whoever they chose.

    backhander
    Free Member

    With this amount of money?
    Not on your nelly mate. You underestimate the greed and the "oh look at how great I am" speeches.

    ernie_lynch
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    m_cozzy – Member

    Ooooh the socialists are out in force here, everyone must be equal, the state owes you a living

    So you vote BNP but don't support national socialism m_cozzy ? !!!!!! 😀

    As Junkyard suggests, sometimes politics is just a little too complicated for a Nazi supporter to get his head round.

    Still, what would you expect from a head full of shit ?

    hora
    Free Member

    in the interests of keeping people happy im sure we will have to pay a fee for piping the oil thru argentine waters etc

    Well we could send British soldiers to enforce. You couldnt trust French troops to do the same job.

    juan
    Free Member

    is like comparing you to Steve Peat after all you both ride bikes.

    Well I wouldn't go that far… Well we know steve peat rides a bike, so first half of the statement is true.

    You couldnt trust French troops to do the same job

    That is very true they are too busy securing plutonium for the nuclear power plant 🙁
    EDIT… Isn't the correct spelling couldn't? Mind you as a French I wouldn't dream of giving you lecture in the correct use of the english language.

    Talkemada
    Free Member

    Ha ha! He's done you again Hora! 😆

    I'd give it up if I were you. You're rubbish at this.

    backhander
    Free Member

    Sorry boys, that was pretty lame up to the "Piece of fat" comment.
    Juan, C- must do better. Tsk tsk.

    Coyote
    Free Member

    Talky has got a point on this one hora. Juan is owning you left, right and centre!

    I think I'd make a tactical withdrawal.

    barnsleymitch
    Free Member

    I'm afraid he's right hora – you are now officially Juan's beeatch!

    Edric64
    Free Member

    ember

    mighty boosh
    ideal
    flight of the conchords
    family guy
    league of gents
    psychoville
    the office
    extras
    gavin and stacey
    russel howards good news
    charlie brooker

    id say bbc should refund the tv license for most of the above

    kimbers
    Full Member

    edric youre showing you age

    i forgot to add the thick of it

    hora
    Free Member

    Aye but I didn't come across as whining beeatch.

    FFS. Edric 64 has me bang to rights.
    Especially on the League of Gentleman (Series 3 was their best)

    Talkemada
    Free Member

    Aye but I didn't come across as whining beeatch.

    Eh? You've done bugger all else but whine, beeeyatch!

    You've been bitch-slapped, and made to wear a dress. Yet still you come back for more. I can only assume that you really want to be Juan's bitch, actually. Oh well, if you're comfortable with that…

    hora
    Free Member

    I've just realised you're Fred aren't you? I've pulled my punches with Juan. Partly because I was banned previously for asking him to speak in English. Although, on his next girly hissy fit I might have abit of fun with him. 😉

    Talkemada
    Free Member

    You're not on his intellectual level, Hora. He's made you look daft here; you want to go back for more?

    How good is your French, btw? When it's as good as his English, then Game on. Until then, I'd lie quietly like a good little beeyatch, if I were you.

    You're going to have to wear a corset if you're to fit into that dress love…

    juan
    Free Member

    I've just realised you're Fred aren't you?

    O8 just now… You're kidding right… I mean you're must be, I mean, come on, really, no on is that slow.

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