St.Valentine's day. What did you receive?

Must resist mentioning fudge.

A happy anniversary card.

😆

this thread is cracking me up

Scott from Anthrax just read Mrs Binners a dedication from me on 6 Musics Valentines Day Thrashacre!

I think I win today! 😀

I heard that – chapeau!

However I got an entire thread dedicated to my present, including a poem

I’d call that a score draw 🙂

Who needs La La Land or Lion when you have such heartwarming shit going on in real life eh?

My wife hasn’t yet realised that she’s way too good for me and hasn’t packed her cases and left me yet.
I’ve been pulling this scam for 10132* days straight now and i’m still getting away with it.

I win.

*6821 days of marriage and 3311 before that

If they don’t say ‘I love you’, I don’t know what does.

I’m Welsh and St. Dwynwen’s Day (the Welsh patron saint of lovers) was on the 25th January.

We had haggis.

Fair play NBT. I think we’re living proof that romance isn’t dead 😀

PP – can I just congratulate you on your incredibly accurate memory for significant dates of importance to yourself and your wife. Well… either that or your ability to pluck random figures out off the air and pass them off as facts #fakenews 😉

PP – can I just congratulate you on your incredibly accurate memory for significant dates of importance to yourself and your wife. Well… either that or your ability to pluck random figures out off the air and pass them off as facts #fakenews

Absolutely real and accurate numbers.

Todays fun fact – If you input two dates into Microsoft Excel and then subtract the earlier date from the latest date it the answer is the difference in days between the dates.
It’s more fun than you would imagine #realnumbers #realnews

^^ That describes perfectly the state of my marriage on Monday morning after Sunday night’s chili / beer combo.

She was threatening to build a Trump Wall to prevent unauthorised access and was adamant that she was going to make me pay for it.

I now have four stitches in my thumb to remember this St Valentine’s Day.

One of the nurses at the Minor Injuries Unit used to race in the NPS series and also owns a Cotic Soul, and the student nurse was the daughter of a bike shop owner. So it wasn’t a wasted afternoon after all…

A kidney stone I’m in a and e too!

Nothing, as usual. I like to claim that it’s because I’m so bloody romantic for the other 364 days of the year.

Someone my wife works with asked her if she was on good terms with her kids’ dad. She was surprised to find out that I am our kids dad – “but you’re happy?”

Same as every year – bugger all.

A sound thrashing.

It was not quite what I had in mind.

Same as every year – buggier all.

??!

PP – I’m pulling that scam too, though only for 4320 days so far 🙂

We got each other a card & I think she may have wished me a happy valentines as she got out of bed but I was snoozing on my good ear so it could have been anything. Bollox, maybe I missed an “offer”!

That thing^^ only has 1.5 limbs. Is she about to eat it?
Eeeek!
🙂
One Hundred

I’m working until 10pm but she text me saying there is a surprise waiting for when I get home.

I do hope it’s a nice bottle of rum

she text me saying there is a surprise waiting for when I get home.

I do hope it’s a nice bottle of rum

You know you’ve been together too long when you hope the surprise is a bottle of rum! 😕

Moka pot. I’ve drunk so much coffee today 😀

Just got home to find a suspiciously card shaped letter for Mrs P, and it’s not from me….

I once thanked a boyfriend that had previously insisted he didnt do valentines day for the huge bouquet of roses that arrived on the day . . . He was very gracious when he explained he really didnt do valentines day and they really weren’t from him . . . Awkward

Turns out they were from a slightly creepy guy i went to college with who knew full well i was going out with someone

Mrs White was granted a rare lie-in this morning after I entertained the wean for an hour in another part of the house. In return, she cleaned up poo-mageddon about an hour later even though it was my turn.

Who said that children kill all sense of romance?

UPDATE – I did get something! A mild bollocking for not getting my 16yo daughter a card. She’s got a boyfriend, that little scroat didn’t bother, (but she didn’t either) and I get it in the neck! 🙄 Wimminz eh?*

*disclaimer – only the the two that live in my house.

Who said that children kill all sense of romance?

Everyone who ever had children?

Anyone else waiting for updates from thepurist?

A card and day 4 of the plague she gave me.

Anyone else waiting for updates from thepurist?

It’s probably from mrsfry.

Revenge for when thepurist escaped from his/her sex dungeon. 😉

me this morning: “i bought you these flowers and made you some trifle (long story, won’t bore you with it)
her: what?!? Why!?! (look of realisation slowly crosses her face), goes pink, shit…erm later babes

me: Stll waiting…if it’s not epic there will be bloody murder most horrid (again) 👿

I think she’s too scared to come home 😆

emsz!

I wrote a romantic limerick for my Schmoo;

There was a young lady called Schmoo,
Who had one thing that she liked to do
When she played with her fanjo
She strummed like a banjo
But now it’s all broken in two!

That’s me on the sofa then

I got to pay for the meal we had sat afternoon at the bar where we first met.. cards exchanged today i think i have the moral high ground, which means somethings my fault soon.

We’ve done nothing. I’m away with work, Mrs Grips is ill and has gone to bed straight after the kids.

But then we never do anything for V-day.

A soup maker, wonder if i`m going it alone soon!!

A Chinese takeaway, that I’ve paid for and been to collect

Nothing
Maybe there is a correlation of events . I dont think I have ever given anyone a Valentines card either.Therefore never receiving one should not come as a surprise

Waves at Emsz , long time , no posts.

My wife bought me a dozen red roses cos I always moan she never buys me flowers when she moans I never buy her flowers. Touche!

I bought her a tirfor 🙂

Edit – I was actually quite chuffed with the flowers!