Body armour. Bliss knee pads. This is a very happy wife 😀

Body armour. Bliss knee pads. This is a very happy wife

😯

A grumpy wife home after a 12hr nightshift

A miserable email off the date I had at the weekend but decided not to take further.

Rachel

A card.

I got my Wife some steak & mustard crisps. She seemed well pleased.

Hand painted card and a packet of love hearts.

A card and a bottle of Jura Origin.

Quite happy with that!

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
It’s a promise for me
And protection for you

Nerf gun!

‘Happy Valentines day pet, love you’

Which she got in return.
That’s all it needs. 😀

A grunt.

As I left for work at 07:15 and she snored.

Roses are red.
Bacon is also red.
Poems are hard.
Bacon.

A grunt.

As I left for work at 07:15 and she snored.

Ditto

I got loads of cards this morning through the post, so if anyone is feeling left out let me know and i can send you one of mine

A homemade cake.
Wiv hearts on.
🙂

Nothing yet!

However I fully expect a rollicking when I get home tonight.

Main reason; I bought her a card (which I left on the Mantel piece before I left for work this morning) and she’s got me nothing! It’s bound to be my fault 🙄

Cooked breakfast and some tiptree tomato ketchup to dip my sausage in (not a euphemism). Well happy with that.

Coffee in bed.

Card, flowers and some kit from the Polaris sale

We’re away at the weekend, so just a card.

I did however get her one of those ENORMOUS cards, with a picture of a cheesy dog picure on it, which was well received, (and surprisingly cheaper than most normal size ones, so win-win!)

Pack of bike trumps cards.

I may get some knee pads for the other half, she doesn’t ride bikes but I’m sure they could come in useful.

Nothing – to be expected being single, but later i shall have an evening of pampering myself and may even treat myself to some posh chocolates

A grunt.

I got porn

An early morning FaceTime call from “her up Norf” , the conversation went along the lines of this..

Her “Hey sweetie”
Me Hey, how’s you?
“Fine. Can you give that Tarpaulin guy a ring, ask him if a 12mm bolt rope will fit in that track he recommended, I’ve just measured it and I think it looks a tight fit”
Happy Valentine’s Day Pooks
“Oh, erm yes… (silence) sorry darling I forgot, there’s some chocolates in your upper cupboard shelf I keep for emergencies.. guess what? It’s an emergency..”
Riiiiighty ho, your presents on the side by your lamp.
“Oh, this? I wondered what it was..(silence) .. awe that’s lovely thanks darl… don’t forget to call the Tarp guy…”

……..

Click.

Roses are red
So are my hands
Stop me before I murder again

A card a minature pack of love hearts.
That’ll do me.
I got her a tub of local homemade gelato parlour salted caramel ice cream for her to collect later. Hopefully she’ll be over the moon with that

I did however get her one of those ENORMOUS cards, with a picture of a cheesy dog picure on it

I keep meaning to get my wife one of those for lols but not managed it yet.

I got a pair of nice Costa cups to sit on top of my coffee machine and homemade cards from my daughters 🙂

Naff all. She’s away, so said not to bother. So I haven’t either.

A grunt.
As I left for work at 07:15 and she snored

+1, 6:15am here, but the point still remains.

My wife isn’t even here – she’s a teacher and it’s half-term so she’s gone up to our Edinburgh house for the week and left me down in London by myself.

May use my left hand later

A sweaty session on the rollers followed by a scale and polish before work

Card and chocolate (which I’ve already eaten).

She got a card and x4 Hershey’s peanut butter cups (and pancakes for breakfast).

I imagine that is extremely difficult to masturbate to?

Nothing…so far! Ah, wife’s just produced a bottle of Prosecco and some chocolates. None of it wrapped and very possibly re-gifts from Crimbo.

Card and chocolate (which I’ve already eaten).

That won’t be good for you.

Our getting-together anniversary was the tenth, so we don’t do Valentines – I did however dig the hybrid out for the first time in months and gave myself the gift of cycling. 🙂

**** all. 😥
Got her a card and going out for a meal later.
Feeling pretty meh and grr about the whole marketing guilt trip, given men are the ones who are made to feel guilty about the whole bullshit.
**** it. **** ALL of it.
👿

Nowt, but after 21 years of marriage, we don’t really bother.

Going for a meal here at my mates gaff tonight though. I told him, we’d best have our own table, seeing as it’s valentines – Mrs STR wasn’t arsed about anything intimate, so we’ve ended up on a table of 8 mates

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