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Body armour. Bliss knee pads. This is a very happy wife 😀
Body armour. [b]Bliss knee pads.[/b] This is a very happy wife
😯
A grumpy wife home after a 12hr nightshift
A miserable email off the date I had at the weekend but decided not to take further.
Rachel
A card.
I got my Wife some steak & mustard crisps. She seemed well pleased.
Hand painted card and a packet of love hearts.
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A card and a bottle of Jura Origin.
Quite happy with that!
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
It's a promise for me
And protection for you
Nerf gun!
'Happy Valentines day pet, love you'
Which she got in return.
That's all it needs. 😀
A grunt.
As I left for work at 07:15 and she snored.
Roses are red.
Bacon is also red.
Poems are hard.
Bacon.
A grunt.As I left for work at 07:15 and she snored.
Ditto
I got loads of cards this morning through the post, so if anyone is feeling left out let me know and i can send you one of mine
A homemade cake.
Wiv hearts on.
🙂
Nothing yet!
However I fully expect a rollicking when I get home tonight.
Main reason; I bought her a card (which I left on the Mantel piece before I left for work this morning) and she's got me nothing! It's bound to be my fault 🙄
Cooked breakfast and some tiptree tomato ketchup to dip my sausage in (not a euphemism). Well happy with that.
Coffee in bed.
Card, flowers and some kit from the Polaris sale
We're away at the weekend, so just a card.
I did however get her one of those ENORMOUS cards, with a picture of a cheesy dog picure on it, which was well received, (and surprisingly cheaper than most normal size ones, so win-win!)
Pack of bike trumps cards.
I may get some knee pads for the other half, she doesn't ride bikes but I'm sure they could come in useful.
Nothing - to be expected being single, but later i shall have an evening of pampering myself and may even treat myself to some posh chocolates
A grunt.
I got porn
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An early morning FaceTime call from "her up Norf" , the conversation went along the lines of this..
Her "Hey sweetie"
Me Hey, how's you?
"Fine. Can you give that Tarpaulin guy a ring, ask him if a 12mm bolt rope will fit in that track he recommended, I've just measured it and I think it looks a tight fit"
Happy Valentine's Day Pooks
"Oh, erm yes... (silence) sorry darling I forgot, there's some chocolates in your upper cupboard shelf I keep for emergencies.. guess what? It's an emergency.."
Riiiiighty ho, your presents on the side by your lamp.
"Oh, this? I wondered what it was..(silence) .. awe that's lovely thanks darl... don't forget to call the Tarp guy..."
........
Click.
Roses are red
So are my hands
Stop me before I murder again
A card a minature pack of love hearts.
That'll do me.
I got her a tub of local homemade gelato parlour salted caramel ice cream for her to collect later. Hopefully she'll be over the moon with that
I did however get her one of those ENORMOUS cards, with a picture of a cheesy dog picure on it
I keep meaning to get my wife one of those for lols but not managed it yet.
I got a pair of nice Costa cups to sit on top of my coffee machine and homemade cards from my daughters 🙂
Naff all. She's away, so said not to bother. So I haven't either.
A grunt.
As I left for work at 07:15 and she snored
+1, 6:15am here, but the point still remains.
My wife isn't even here - she's a teacher and it's half-term so she's gone up to our Edinburgh house for the week and left me down in London by myself.
May use my left hand later
A sweaty session on the rollers followed by a scale and polish before work
Card and chocolate (which I've already eaten).
She got a card and x4 Hershey's peanut butter cups (and pancakes for breakfast).
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I imagine that is extremely difficult to masturbate to?
Nothing...so far! Ah, wife's just produced a bottle of Prosecco and some chocolates. None of it wrapped and very possibly re-gifts from Crimbo.
Card and chocolate (which I've already eaten).
That won't be good for you.
Our getting-together anniversary was the tenth, so we don't do Valentines - I did however dig the hybrid out for the first time in months and gave myself the gift of cycling. 🙂
**** all. 😥
Got her a card and going out for a meal later.
Feeling pretty meh and grr about the whole marketing guilt trip, given men are the ones who are made to feel guilty about the whole bullshit.
**** it. **** ALL of it.
👿
Nowt, but after 21 years of marriage, we don't really bother.
Going for a meal here at my mates gaff tonight though. I told him, we'd best have our own table, seeing as it's valentines - Mrs STR wasn't arsed about anything intimate, so we've ended up on a table of 8 mates
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I imagine that is extremely difficult to masturbate to?
...guaranteed wood though.
Roses are red
So are my hands
Stop me before I murder again
I thought that was going somewhere else entirely for a minute.
Same as very year, nothing as we don't bother with it as it's tripe.
I did get her a very apt card though.
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First time in twenty years my secret admirer didn't send me a card, first my grandma dies and then this , it's been a terrible year !!
I got my wife a really nice bottle of gin, she got me a nice bottle of gin, result we have two quality bottles of gin in cupboard, double winning!