Sort of pathetic jokes

Stevied

What do you call a gay British man?

Pass..

Stiffin

I don’t get it

You know,’cos a ‘stiff in’ is like what a gay person might have and Stiffin is British name!

Man walks into a St Helens hardware shop
“Do you sell turps?”
“Certainly sir. Do you want audio turps or video turps?”

Quality

Damn. Posted it in the wrong thread then.

A town crier who lost his ringer has won a no-bell peace prize.

(courtesy of Sean K on 6music this morning)

perchypanther – Member
Which kind of bees can you get milk from?

Boo Bees.

On a similar note,

Did you know that there’s one type of owl that actually suckles its young?

A teatowel.

Favourite big cat joke…..

How do you tittilate an ocelot?

Oscillate it’s tits a lot.

What’s red and sits in a tree hooting?

A Sanitaryt Owl.

If Spider-man didn’t have his web-slinging abilities, he’d just be Peter Parkour.

“I don’t know who the other two are, but the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson.”

Regional joke-

Setting: Ashington

A fella walks into a barber and asks for a perm, so the barber starts “Mary had a little lamb…” The fella says, “No, I want my hair curled” so the barber sticks the fella’s head in the fridge! 😆

It’s funny up here…

I once made a bike out of spaghetti – my wife was amazed when I rode pasta………..

Why did the baker have smelly hands? He needed a poo.

Did you hear about the man who bought a dog from a blacksmith? As soon as he got home it made a bolt for the door.