Drac’s comment about porn causing a stroke on the ‘Old people and technology’ thread reminded me of a pathetic joke I once heard that still makes me laugh to myself.
Three nuns were sitting on a park bench when a flasher came by and opened his coat in front of them. The first nun had a stroke. The second nun had a stroke. The third nun couldn’t reach.
Any other nonsense that still, inexplicably, makes you self-consciously laugh?
perchypanther – Member
I’m a sucker for regional jokes that only work in the local accent
Man walks into Derbyshire vet.
Man “My cat’s making a lot of strange noises at night”
Vet “Is it a tom?”
Man “No it’s outside in the car. Shall I bring it in?”
Brummie/Black Country – Why does the queen have so many kids? ‘coz she’s got ER written on her knickers.
Geordie – Is that a cake or a meringue? Naw, ye’re reet, it’s a cake…