So you lot would kill me or at least ring the polis!…

Whilst cycling to the shop in jeans a hoody and white pumps pedalling like I stole it!

We had no vinegar and the local shop was closing and as we had chips I needed to breach the lines and break out the full susser…’
I made it just!

Reebok Classics?

Sounds fair to me, you’ve admitted the crime!

I think we can grant leniency for your heinous crime based on the mitigating circumstances. I mean chips without vinegar, Eughh

The white pumps were from …
River island 😯

I didn’t get the usual hello or nods when wearing a hoodie and jeans on my patriot

Just fancied a quick ride out and couldn’t be bothered getting changed

Yes for polluting your chips with an acrid acid. Vinegar is for pickles.

If you’re worried about the “polis” surely you want salt & sauce rather than vinegar?

Drac – Moderator
Yes for polluting your chips with an acrid acid. Vinegar is for pickles.

Don’t be an arse! God made vinegar specifically to go on fish and chips, it’s the law, dammit! 🙄

I didn’t get the usual hello or nods when wearing a hoodie and jeans on my patriot

Gotta have the right uniform. I used to think roadies were ignorant, until I got a road bike and MTBers suddenly became ignorant… But as I’ve amassed more kit over time, and I look more (I guess) like your average ‘cyclist’, both roadies and MTBers speak to me more, regardless of bike. If I go out in jeans and hoody (which I occasionally do) NO ONE speaks to me.

Dressed like that no one will speak to you unless you are under 16 😆

Hendersons Relish (which I can assure you is NOT a rip off of Worcestershire sauce (see here for explanation) is much much better on chips than vinegar.

Yes for polluting your chips with an acrid acid. Vinegar is for pickles.

You disgust me.

Call the taste polis on drac!

/witchburning mode

Failure on basic chip understanding.

When eating out, (from the paper) and a sachet of sauce costs a swingeing 10p per inadequate, non Heinz, bitter vinegary portion, then salt first, shake the bag a few times to allow to settle, and then douse liberally in vinegar.

At home, ketchup. MUST be Heinz. And none of the new varieties with Chilli ect). (Brown sauce is allowable based on a strictly applied heritage test.)

Abroad, (Foreign resort) mayonnaise. Abroad (English resort) refer to above rules. In the latter, if Heinz ketchup not available, then salad cream may be substituted for a 5 chip penalty.

Gotta have the right uniform. I used to think roadies were ignorant, until I got a road bike and MTBers suddenly became ignorant.

+1

Chippy vinegar for the win. Normal vinegar is pants

Schoolboy error there Jujuuk68 – vinegar first or you wash all the salt off!

For using the word ‘polis’ I would have you tarred, feathered and dragged through the streets.

Ketchup?
Sweet tomato sauce is for infants, the sick and Americans.

In this country, it’s use signifies moral turpitude and a certain weakness of character.

Salt and proper malt vinegar.
Anything else is a sure sign of a wrong ‘un.

mattsccm – Member

Dressed like that no one will speak to you unless you are under 16 
Indeed. To ask you if youve got a spliff, or to rob you of your mobile.

How about horseradish if there’s no ketchup?

You people disgust me.

There are some crimes being committed on this very thread. There are only three things that should ever go on chips.

In first place, by some distance, is vinegar. Enough to leave a pool at the bottom of a bowl (if the chips are being served in a bowl).

Then comes mayonnaise. This is a very specific one, so bear with me. Cold sandwich plus hot chips with mayonnaise = heaven.

And one to cause controversy, but very occasionally, soy sauce. If in the mood, a little soy sauce on chips with steak can be mouth-wateringly good.

Ketchup is the work of satan. Brown sauce is great, but not on chips. Hendersons relish (my wife’s family are from Sheffield) is for pies and pies only.

Close the thread now, I’ve sorted it for you all.

P.S. Salt is a given (I was only referring to sauces).

Hendersons is also good for cheese on toast….

With cheese on toast it has to be encona West Indian hot pepper sauce. Fried onions are also good.

Hmmmmmm.

Now I know what I’m having for lunch. A couple of rounds of cheese on toast with some fried onions. Perhaps some halved cherry tomatoes to the side.

Or as they would say on masterchef ‘sautéed onions with lightly grilled cheese served on a bed of grilled bed. Or some such other bullshit!

soy sauce on chips

Weirdo.

Ketchup is the work of satan

Outside, now!

😉

salt n sauce is Eeast Coast is it not?
Still salt and vinegar here (along with puddings – red, white, black…

How did this descend into chip wars 😆

You don’t keep a stash of Sarson’s in case of emergency or even for normal use because the “non brewed condiemnt vinegar substitute” used in most chippers is pish anyway?

hanging’s too good for the likes of you

Back to the original point – that would have been ok*, but I’m afraid you’ve committed a horrendous faux pas. Adidas Stan Smiths are the only acceptable white footwear! I thought this was a fact generally accepted by everyone?

* barring the addition of a Scouse accent. In which case you definitely nicked it! 😉

Ketchup is the work of satan

Vial stuff it’s for those who don’t like to enjoy good food so they can fowl their food with sweet sickly flavouring.

Should binners be reported for putting a thread back to the original topic? 😆