So, what else shall we ban?

I struggle with long sentences, has anyone mentioned bayning, rather than banning? 😕

men in thier 30s and 40s wearing jeans, collared shirt, sports jacket

Especially if the shirt is tucked in and brown winckle pickers/those horrible trainers/shoes are used as appropriate footwear.

Theres no Fred here so no, you are the first one to mention that.

Lego, banned.
Kerplunk, banned.
Draughts, banned.
Twister, banned.
“adopt a different personality in meetings”, banned.
Mobiles turned on in meetings, banned.
Nokia ringtone, banned.
Telephone banking call center staff, banned.
Dell laptop batteries that last approx 3/5ths of a month, banned.

Uncle Jezza never wears anything when I visit him… first it was naked Thursday, then naked Monday, I’ve now been round on naked Sunday, Tuesday, Friday and Saturday as well.

Its more comfy that way 🙂

Why wear clothes when sitting at the computer. they only get in the way

I’d ban those wierd “uncles” who aren’t really uncles. You know, the ones with the Werther’s Originals.

TeeJ had some good hard boiled sucking sweets… don’t think they were Toffee though. Maybe Glacier Mints?

I’d ban those wierd “uncles” who aren’t really uncles. You know, the ones with the Werther’s Originals.

Something you want to tell us?

great big sticky farts that follow you about for the rest of the day and render boxers unusable and fit only for the fake charity bin bag

Childrens programmes where the presenters talk to the viewers like they are Chuggers.

Childrens programmes in my day were dark and sometimes quite sinister.

Something you want to tell us?

It’ll be something to do with the geography teacher at school.

music needs banned I reckon.. very subversive.. and enjoyable

People who follow up emails just sent with a telephone call “I’ve just sent you an email” sooooo banned.

Ohhh soooo banned.

dibs and send me pics please

The in-laws calling in because they “were just passing”……..at 22.15!!! BANNED TO FLIP! 😡

Seeing as the In Laws wont be around forever I don’t mind seeing them AT ANYTIME. Its for mrshora’s benefit even if I’m not a big fan 🙂

People on “Help” phone lines who don’t start LISTENING until you’ve finished talking so you have to say it all over again.

Then pass you on to someone else without saying what it’s about so you have to go through it all yet again. Twice.

Take a bow, BT. 👿

People who refuse to use the ‘pay at pump’ option then proceed to stand in a queue for ages then pay with a card and buy only petrol.

…with cash

No way I’m readin all that.

I reckon a mass, 72 hour, banning ought to be considered.

Anyone using “yourself” and “myself”

Last night one of the odd birds on Apprentice said “That would be myself” when what she meant was “Me”.

Mrs BigJohn and I had an entertaining 5 minutes saying “That would be myself” to each other in funny voices.

Mrs BigJohn and I had an entertaining 5 minutes saying “That would be myself” to each other in funny voices.

Do you hear that? That loud, whistling noise? Guess what it is?

Yes, that’s right! It’s the banhammer flying towards you at terminal velocity.

BAN!

I’d ban anyone from using the self-service checkouts at supermarkets unless they’ve passed a proficiency test.

People who call me at work, want to waste my time asking for information (costs, dates etc etc), who don’t have a pen and paper handy. Then the long ****’ pause, as they faff & fumble over the other end of the phone, raid their desk/kitchen drawers looking for the ever elusive pen…..then be told “Ohh hang on, this one’s ran out!) ARRGGGGHHH……BAN!!!!!!!! 😈

Then the folk that can’t remember their phone number……BAN!

I feel better now 😆

Mrs Toast – Member
I’d ban anyone from using the self-service checkouts at supermarkets unless they’ve passed a proficiency test.

Ahhhh, that’s better.

Unexpected banning in the bagging area

Professional beggars – I have seen the same 3 outside Haymarket station for the last 15 months, grrr!

Every so often their handler comes along and sweeps up the money they have begged. They are obviously big into risk management and minimise their cash exposures.

People who say: “So if we’re all descended from monkeys, how come there’s still monkeys?” and adopt a smug look as if they’ve just said something meaningful whilst meanwhile one instinctively wants to MASSIVELY face-palm…

Thursdays curry days, banned. (burp)

Wednesdays – what are they good for?

Girls who have a high opinion of themselves. Look you are average looking, average figure yet you seem to think that you are gods-gift.

Blokes with pretty, good looking penises. Don’t just ban them. KILL THEM!!!

Blokes with pretty, good looking penises

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Dyslexic people who hang around in toilets gazing at my lovely pens

people who phone me at work – don’t they realise there’s a whole world of misinformed cyclists out there who need to be told what’s what and have their mistaken views of the world corrected

So this forum is done for then…

Constipation – BAN IT

BigButSlimmerBloke – You’ll have to ask Hora about that. His is a bit of a looker apparently

Girls Men who have a high opinion of themselves. Look you are an average looking, average figure fat bloke, yet you seem to think that you are gods-gift a real catch.

BANNED

Ninja students ,stepping of the kerb while tXtInG – BANNED

Tailgating Taxi drivers – BANNED (and made to walk a mile each day)

Broad beans – BANNED

People that decorate trees with poo bags – BANNED ( and all bags posted through their letterbox)

School-run Mums (and Dads) – having your child(ren) in the car does not give you right of way or make you invincible GRRRR

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hora – Member

Constipation – BAN IT

One word. Broccoli.

It laughs in broccoli’s face – one litre of prune juice sorts it though! 🙂