You’ve clearly given the subject some thought. You’re pile of jazz perodicals research must be massive 😯

one litre of prune juice

I hate to see the colour etc of what comes out from that 😆

You’re pile of jazz perodicals research must be massive

I like to give my passions in life my full, undivided focus 8)

I knit to pass the time

I notice your walnut whip posts gone. Why are you still here?

😳

Karin I read books on WWI and WWII along with the social impacts to relax.

People who add firstworldproblem tags. Don’t you have some tofu to marinade in banland?

Why is it necessary for regional news presenters on the TV to inject puerile and inane humour into the lighter hearted news pieces, or engage in imbecilic and embarrassing chatter with the weatherman? The naff, unfunny double-entendre’s between co-presenters is reaching fever pitch on ‘Points West’ at the moment with the current incumbents Alex Lovell and David Garmston cracking awful jokey asides whilst the tumbleweed blows across the screen.

Just give me the news FFS and spare us will you?

Huge sweep of the BANHAMMER.

More importantly, why are weather girls now purposely UGLY?

They’ve ran out of good looking ones.

I’ve just checked, I’m not sure my penis is pretty and good looking. That means I can stay?..

That means I can stay?..

Shouldn’t that read “That means I can stay no?”

hora – Member

More importantly, why are weather girls now purposely UGLY?
You live in the wrong country –
BBC Scotland’s Cat Cubie

the legend that is Heather The Weather
“hello there”

A BBC London weather girl (actually does the traffic now too)

Lucy Verasamy – back of a bus..

Lucy Verasamy by Idene, on Flickr

50cc Auto Mopeds that sound like a hairdryer ridden by yoof’s BANNED
4×4’s on cyclepaths BANNED
Ice Cream Vans and the shit they pedal. BANNED

Lucy Verasamy – back of a bus..

She’s lovely.

This thread should of been STW 101

molgrips – Member
A BBC London weather girl (actually does the traffic now too)

Ah the lovely Wendy Hurrell. I want her back on Anglia where she belongs. 🙁

At least we’ve still got Becky Mantin

Nissan Joke

BANNED

God/anti-God threads on STW – BANNED, BANNED, BANNED

Please, if there is any justice in the world!

Then…

urban 4x4s – BANNED
sanctimonious animal (especially dog) lovers – BANNED
neo-conservatives – BANNED
Portugal – BANNED

I’m going to invent anti ladder tights and make a fortune.

Tights that ladder: Banned.

They just make them like that so you have to buy more. 🙄

people who smoke near doorways. BANNED.
Shop assistants whose conversation with a colleague is more important than the customer. BANNED.
People phoning you up trying to sell you stuff you don’t need. BANNED
The Workshy. BANNED.
the Euro. BANNED
People who drop litter, BANNED
80%tax on petrol and diesel. BANNED

should of

Red Thunder failing to read all the above – BANNED

People phoning you up trying to sell you stuff you don’t need. BANNED

People who don’t know what they need (or want)- BANNED.

Tv shows where idiots might become famous. BANNED AND ERASED FROM HISTORY.

Keeley Donovan’s nice enough, though she does have worryingly long forearms.

I’d ban FS ownership prior to HT ownership, and cheap FS bikes such as asda BSO and Reebok etc. Can’t help thinking they just give people a terrible experience of bikes.

Unnecessary vehicles should go.
CallMeDave, banned.
Religious institutions, banned.
There are many, many more things…

Lemon drizzle cake – too much sugar on top. There’s no need

Bacon butties with ketchup – phillistines! Brown sauce only

Keeley Donovan’s nice enough, though she does have worryingly long forearms

Did it occur to you she’s a praying mantis in a person suit?

TV shows where “famous” people talk about themselves – banned
Incomprehensible parking schemes – banned
Lazy civil servants who can see someone is pulling a fast one but can’t be arsed to stop them – banned and made to live in a badly constructed eyesore garage that SHOULDN’T BLOODY BE THERE
Clock watchers at work – sacked, banned, eyes put out with a hot poker
Hypochondriacs and doctors that pander to them – banned

People who smoke. No at best you look like a feeble impression of Thomas the Tank Engine.

Girls who fight. Give up love. You can’t run properly, play football and girls Rugby is frankly embarrassing.

That woman on Chris Evans who agrees with everything he says.

Clock watchers at work

Pay someone a decent wage then. 🙄

Bunch of whining cockbags the lot of you…

High horse riders. Ban em and string em high 😆

hora – You think wages stop people being jobsworths? Too late to ban people who live with their heads in the clouds? 😛

There was a topic on another forum where people were paid a ‘salary’ and the culture was effectively you had to do 1.5 peoples jobs. The motto seemed to be ‘work hard, play hard’ but lets be honest if you are working from 9am to 9pm daily only the companies owner is working hard, playing hard. You are just working.

Oh what the hell – may as well join in.

Able bodied people parking in disabled parking spaces – banned.
Able bodied people parking in disabled parking spaces in large expensive cars – banned and then shot.
People who stop in boxed junctions – banned.
All the summer rioters – banned.
Parents who only feed their children processed crap and never teach them to cook and eat properly – banned.
Smokers – banished outside.
Daytime TV – banned.
People who are much fitter and faster than me on a bike – banned.
Collar bones – banned.
Punctures – banned.
Tyres that are impossible to get on or off – banned.
Anything on a bike that can’t be removed with a 10mm spanner and needs a special tool that you don’t have and no-one local has in stock – banned.
Mass produced bread – banned.
Pot holes – banned.

And…relax.

people who spend all day reading stw rather than working – BANNED

(place goes very quiet)

people who spend all day reading stw rather than working – BANNED

All benefits and social housing for single teenage mums – BANNED