SINGLE SPEED STICKERS – THE WINNERS IS…

Wiltshire police struggle to contain the ecstatic crowds in Swindon town centre:

the great Bagpus and large tie riots…. when all is really very well, sometimes you just need the slightest excuse to riot.

Swindon residents, overjoyed at the Great Victory, celebrate in the way only they can. Even Calvin the Caterpillar gets in on the action:

PMSL @ Shinsplints

😀

Swindon becomes a Mecca for the Glitterati, drawn in by the incredible success of MrNutt:

The celebrations take on a decidedly multicultural flavour, reflecting the huge ethnic and cultural diversity of this legendary Centre of Global Culture:

MrNutt’s personal transport arrives…

Local slebs are on the way to the towm hall:

more mattresses!!! more mattresses!!!

Local news reports: “they’ll be sleeping on porn, broken cigarettes and empty cans again, look at it! they love it!”

MISS SWINDON DENIES AFFAIR WITH MRNUTT.

Miss Swindon 2008, the lovely Becky Cole, today denied reports that she was having a torrid affair with the winner of the Charlie Bike Monger Sticker Slogan competition. Becky, 23, from Lower Stratton, said “he’s a nice bloke and all that, but to be honest, he’s not quite my type, and anyway, he’s already engaged to MrsNutt. Besides, he’s got a rubbish bike”. MrNutt was unavailable for comment, mainly because he was comatose at the time.

mrmichaelwright sits at the back of the room waiting for the event to finish so he can get on with the derig

watching drunk people make fools of themselves has ceased to be interesting. if MrNutt doesn’t wake up the PA will be taken down with him asleep on it.

and for the 40th time NO I’M NOT THE FRIGGIN DJ HE’S THE GUY STOOD AT THE FRONT WITH THE CD PLAYERS AND THE TUXEDO ON

we had oe of those desks once,

got ruined by a flying vodca and coke

it clearly hadn’t been properly looked after

proper lighting desks have an ‘everything proof’ veneer of a carefully concocted mix of coffee, beer, cocaine and fag ash

@charlie the bikemonger :
bagpuss survived the great big tie & bagpuss riots …..but was never the cat he used to be after all this sticker malarky….

well done mr.nutt i hope you win a bag of pooh 😉

haha

Local tourist ‘trap’ renamed in honour:

hahahaha mefster thats a classic! 😆

‘How the **** does that work???’ Said Dougal.

‘Fuctifiknow’, replied Florence.

MrNutt just carried on, playing his guitar. ‘All this fame is making me melancholy’, he sighed.

Zebedee gave Ermintrude some Crack Cocaine, while Mr Rusty worried about the Nonce Squad finding all those images on his hard drive…

pic-tastic post

I actually love that roundabout, I could drive around it for hours laughing manically! (I was once told off by a policeman for driving around it too many times, the “I’m lost” excuse didn’t cut it!)

I should point out, just for the record like, I was born in Marlborough, I just happen to reside in Swindon, for convenience you understand, well that and the crackwhores that all seem to look like Hora. 😀

Christ, how on Earth do they make any money??? 😯

Cheezuz sh1t the bed, how the **** does it work???

That is utter madness. Do people just give up, halfway round, and have mental breakdowns? I bet they do.

What nut-job came up with that idea?

That’s truly insane…

I am sat here pissing myself laughing at the absurdity of that. Working out the labyrinthine manner of it’s design, and the sheer complexity of it. How many ways through/round it???
😆

absurd………….

the best thing is to go around each of the external mini roundabouts and then when you get to the one you started at you then go around the middle one the opposite direction, genius!! 😀

Gratz MrNutt – for winning, and spawning this hilarious thread!

That roundabout is just mental :S

Don’t blame me, Charlie did it!!

and then it descended from a fine gala award dinner party in bagpus and tie riots, and then we all had a nice chat about roundabouts… yes, roundabouts… shame on us 😉

MR Nutt… email me for your headset spacer/beer bottle opener.
Cheers
Charlie

There are rumours of Mr Nutt making a star appearance at the Big Bike Bash in August.

Failing that WCa will have a bike featuring the most excellent head set bottle opener*.

*Don;t worry Charlie, I have one already. this isn;t a begging post.