…going to announced after I have walked the dog.

Please come back at 8pm, ideally in a tux and with a bottle of wine, or at least with tuc biscuits and a mug of tea.

Laters
C

This is more gripping than the X-Factor final!! 🙄

😡

Right, Ladies and Gentlemen, place yer bets please!

So let me get this straight, I have to penetrate a geeky penguin with a bottle of wine and some crackers whilst supping a cuppa?

you’re demands are becoming more and more challenging Heir Bikemonger but I shall attempt to summit this mountain even if it is a slightly more greeazy, noisy and fishy objective this time.

wife!! prepare the chariot, gather up the vino and don’t spare the biscuits!!!

we’re off to Birdland!!

Don’t bet on me, I never win anything 😉

Don’t bet on me, I never win anything

Is that the winning slogan?

is it:

Stay Single and Bring Your Kids up the same way?

If you would like to get your drinks and return to your seats, I will be back with a fine single malt and the finalists.

This has proved a very popular context with many fine entries, and indeed many votes, over 55% of single speeders (with good knees) has cast a vote.

So without further todo….

… in THIRD place with 4 whole votes we…..

long dramatic who wants to be a millionaire style pause…

… and then a bit more…

is “thumbs are for clits – not shifters”…. well done me.

looks around nervously, looks under table…

gulps back sparkling water, adjusts collar

goes to the bathroom…

In second place with 8 votes we have….

” By heck No Rear Mech” well done crispy bacon. (the way bacon should be)

Whooo hooo

In first place, and winner of this occassional international eurovision sticker contest, is….

….the man who’s work will adorn 1,000 top tube this year…. it’s….

… a great pleasure to declare the overall grand delux sticker champion…..

2nd place = first looser!

😉

Mr Nutt with “Nothing Changes”….

congratulations that man

Email me and the prize will be on its way.

On edge of my seat….

the word is loser

2nd place = first loser!

‘err Thanks Pete …… 😥

WILD APPLAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*stage dive*

Yay!

(Runs up to MrNutt with autograph book, plots ‘kiss-an-tell’ story to sell to News of the World…)

or should that be muff……(er yeh)

First pictures of Mr Nutt on the news that he had won the great SS Sticker competition …

‘I don’t like it’

**** nutt, OH MY **** GOD
the bloke owns a **** geared bike, not even got a sniglespeeder.

i am gonna kick the dog now. 😀

woah there ton no kicking dogs 😈

comes running from the bathroom with shirt pulled over head, runs straight into the nearest table knocking everything flying and ruining at least two expensive ball gowns in the process (Sorry Rudeboy, Sorry Firestarter) leaps in the air cheering, uncorks champagne, sprays it everywhere!

*sighs*

*apologizes*

wanders off to fall asleep in a wheely bin clutching his prize in his grubby kebab stenched hands

Wild scenes of celebration in Swindon take a strange turn:

well done old cock..

I think Ton knows more about Nutt(s) than he’s letting on….. 😯

The news didnt go down to well in Shropshire

looks like one guy has fallen and squashed Bagpus the cat – thats shropshire for you.

I’ve just heard from the town elders, ther’s going to be a ceremonial mattresses burning along the entire length of “The Great Wall of Swindon” tonight!!

HURRRRAHHH!!

In honour of Mr Nutts fantastic winning entry in the competition Poundshop have brought out a celebration mug…..

The other guy on the ground appears to be wearing the worlds biggest tie.

😆

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