I just don’t get it. If a normal person (a prole perhaps like me) even interviewed for a job and had no idea about it, they’d just be laughed out of the room. How anyone can actually accept such a job and then also be stupid enough to reveal they haven’t got the first clue about is also staggering. A new low.
I’ve read ‘Provos’, ‘Loyalists’ and ‘Brits’ by Peter Taylor and watched a few documentaries about ‘The Troubles’, and this makes me infinitely more qualified for the job than the actual incumbent(?) What the actual ****?
I’d give her a Tricolor and a Union Jack put her in the middle of the Falls or the Shankhill, telling her which one it is, and ask her to pick a flag that she then has to walk the length of the road waving enthusiastically. Fifty-fifty is better odds than she deserves, so I’m being generous.